Haye-isms

After today's classic offerings, I feel a thread devoted entirely to David 'the Hayemaker' Haye's one liners is warranted.

I'll kick things off with this forgotten classic:




''Valuev's known as 'The Beast From the East' and there's a reason he's got that nickname.....he's a big, ugly, sweaty and hairy man from the Eastern Bloc''


:good

 

Haye on Vitali: 'He's watched Rocky IV way too many times and thinks he's Ivan Drago'.

 

'From when I was a little baby I said I'd be the heavyweight champion of the world' ... really David???

 

After breaking his hand againsed Valuev's tough napper he responds to being asked what will be different when he fights the brothers.

"With the Klit brothers, I won't be breaking my hands on their heads but breaking their heads with my hands"

 

Haye talks more **** than Obama.

 

I like Haye's trash talk because it's all definitely tongue-in-cheek. Nothing wrong with talking a bit of **** now again, but he'd better start backing it up. Pulling out of two fights with the klits, regardless of injuries and/or slave contracts, has damaged his soap box.

 

Haye on ringcard girls.
" I got fed up watching munters in the ring inbetween rounds, so I started choosing my own."
What makes it funnier is he actually did, he runs a competition!

 

Commenting on the fight and of the prospect of working with Frank Warren, Maccarinelli's promoter again, Haye said:

"We thank Frank for sacrificing Maccarinelli, but we’d feel immense guilt if we took any more free money from Sports Network. I have a hard enough time sleeping at night as it is''



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"I've never done steroids..."

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His neck is about as big as his head now ...

 

WTF does neck size have to do with taking roids?

 

It is a good indicator of usage.
Compare this pic

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though looking at the 2 pics. The first might be more of a visual effect of the photo ...

 

Don't be daft. I've seen plenty of juicers at the gym and know full-well that Haye doesn't have typical signs of steroid usage. It's a wacky idea, but maybe, just maybe, Haye actually trains as hard as all the other world class boxers out there and his physique reflects the hours he puts in at the gym:think?

Stop being a tosser:good.

 

the pic is a good indication of bench press...you post is an indication of a hater

 

I dont mind **** talking as long as you back it up. The **** he talked about the Klistchkos and then signed to fight Valuev, talked **** about Valuev and then ran like a track star is unacceptable in my opinion. If your going to knock everyone out at least make an attempt.