That's no way to mock a "Proud fighting man" who would gladly fight King Kong (and Kong's twin Brother) even if he had no arms/was blind/had his legs chopped off/pony kidnapped/caravan towed away by bailiffs/tarmac repossessed (etc). The shithouse!!
I was going to suggest that that was simply Del Boy (being a simple creature and not aware that such a post would go down like a lead balloon, particularly among those who wasted their time/money on this cluster ****)) mocking Fury's conspiracy theories and brittle psyche......but i'm pretty sure that you're "at the meg" (which is Geordie for wind up)!!:yep
As you well know, that pony is like a brother to Tyson. If someone fed it a bad apple, how could he be expected to fight? Family first!
That would be beautiful!! Now all we need is Del Boy to read your post or acquire some grey matter to think up such a stunt and we're laughing!!