My Theory Valuev...

There hasnt been a KO/TKO in Valuev's last 6 fights.

 

Great theory but if you watch him fight his stamina is pretty good for a big guy, he maintains a good work-rate.

 

Thats the cod liver oil and Worthers Originals he's on...

 

Rob surely the thread title should be

'My Valuev Theory' not 'My Theory Valuev...'

just a thought there

Anyway, Gaz does this not give you hope and inspiration that you could maybe do something at your advanced age?

 

According to Robs theory my true age when adjusted for height is probably mid 30's. I'm actually over 30 years younger that Valuev in real terms!!:good

 

so your a midget?

your 30 years younger than Valuev aint he only 35 or 36

aint you abit young to use a computer?

 

Nah, but I'm not tha tall either.

I take it you havn't even bothered to read the first post in this thread? No wonder Dan dispairs of you.....

 

Good theory,shame Herbie Hayes glass jaw will be shattered by a jab

 

I did read it.

you said your actual ages was 30 years younger than Valuevs

Dan despairs at me because i disagree with him and he likes to be right

 

You looked pretty tall on that pic you posted:huh

 

Have you dyed your hair blonde tonight? Read the OP, then read my post and then subtract the number I gave for my 'height age' from the number that Rob gives for Valuevs 'height age'atsch

 

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sorry i am an idiot i misunderstood your scouse ways.

 

It sounds like a ridiculous theory but there is something in it. Valuev clearly suffers from 'Giantism' which is a well known medical condition which has resulted in all the world record breaking tall people. It's a defect in the pituatary gland in your skull and he has all the classic side effects like loose skin, an enlarged furrowed brow, unusually deep voice and so on. The point I'm labouring to get to is that another significant symptom of the condition is that they do not have very much strength and certainly not comensurate to their size. You're right that they tend to die young too as it is a massive strain on their heart which also becomes unusually enlarged. There have been numerous cases of youngish basketball players in the 7ft range that have died after a game or training due to heart failure. What I'm trying to say is that Haye will do a number on the guy for sure

 

Must be all that Russian motor oil he drowns his cornflakes in as well.

 

If one punch lands of Pizza Face, it will be all over, that's all it will take, unless Don King tells him to take a dive.