I gota say though, it possesses some comic relief... The link and the BS CLICK HERE! Never short on words, Chael Sonnen has been entertaining US MMA Fans since the earlier part of last year with his brash and insulting sense of humor. Commonly taking to social media to get his agenda across, Chael Sonnen recently made the pages of Brazils largest newspaper, O Globo, when they highlighted his various insults about Brazil and its fighters. Below is a clip from the story: Greetings from Sao Paulo! I'm learning the language: breakdancing in the Special Olympics is called capoiera and cocaine is called brunch Machida is a gentleman. MMA is very cutthroat, and it's sweet that Lyoto promised to never fight his girlfriend Anderson. That's devotion. I'd beat up Machida on the way to the ring to beat up Anderson, and I'll kick Nogeria's ass in the parking lot on the way to my after party. I would never bash karate.Karate produced many MMA champions, most notably..um..Then of course, there's..Wow, I thought this would be easier Machida is not a bad guy; he's a victim of the Brazilian education system. There are better ways to get electrolytes than drinking ****. Brazil likes to boast that it's the power seat of MMA, yet it's so-called champions bow to the man behind "Under Siege 2."........ Classy. I still admire Steven Seagal. Anyone that can be that self-possessed without doing a damn thing to earn it, knows something that I don't. Yushin and I are in Brazil to follow in Andy's ways. Got ballet shoes, a team of has-beens, even brought a fat talentless celeb for trainer. I could write a dissertation on this experience:"The Tragic Interplay of Delusion, Insecurity, and Incompetence: the Nog Brothers' Story". Stay tuned for the sequel, "Help, an Asian Judako is Beating My Ass: The Anderson Silva Story - By Pedro Carrasco of BJPENN.COM _____________________________________________________ Don't know about you guys but I like this one the best... "I still admire Steven Seagal. Anyone that can be that self-possessed without doing a damn thing to earn it, knows something that I don't." This can't be serious...
quote=doomeddisciple;9869719]He wasn't barking off as much when he shared that ride with Wanderleigh.[/quote] Yeah i remember that as well Still it's good to see him talk trash
Machida/Silva should just write a tweet like: @Machida is not a bad guy; he's a victim of the Brazilian education system. There are better ways to get electrolytes than drinking ****. @Sonnen - Like performance enhancing drugs?
boooooooring... :tired sonnen should write about his fight with maia. he could call it "how to lose to a brazilian in three minutes or less"
ha ha - Exactly. Sonnen refuses to fight or fly near Bermuda, he's bound to get lost in that triangle too.
I would take Chael's rants a lot more seriously if I hadn't seen a video of him literally shitting his panties when Wanderlei Silva confronted him during a drive. Lyoto Machida would knock him the **** out. I hope Lyoto gets so pissed off about this stupidity that he asks Dana for the fight once the drug cheat returns.
It would be a lot funnier if he weren't something like 1-4 against Brazilians, with all 4 losses being by tap out. In fact, 8 of Sonnen's 11 losses are by submision. Chael needs to keep his ass in Brazil so he can learn how to stop tapping the **** out.
He's a funny guy- but hypocritical at the same time. Some of the **** he says may come back to bite him eventually... not everyone has his sense of humour.
Sonnen was brutally honest in the beginning but he quickly realised that talking gets you heard, no matter what you are saying.