All these arguements about who'z better JC or Pavlik got me thinking what they would say to each other if they spoke, and so: Pavlik: Hello was sappenin Joe. Calzaghe: Nufin much man Pavlik: Well i jus rang to ask you to fight me.... Calzaghe: No!! (5 sec Silence) Pavlik: Y Not? Calzaghe: Im fighting Jones for more money, chaching $$$ Pavlik: ***** Calzaghe: Wah Pavlik: Sori I didnt mean that, buh I want my shot Calzaghe: Buh I wanna keep my "0" Pavlik: good point, so do I. So joe who do you fink I should fight to you know, keep the "0" and make the $$$? Calzaghe: fight kessler, I beat him, I fink you can too, and be carefull the "0" is not to be ****ed with Pavlik: kwl, So any advise? Calzaghe: I'm coming dad wait!! Kelly have to shift now, dads callin me, chat later XX Pavlik: Safe, buh wah about the advise Calzaghe: erm, hit kessler in the body he dont like that, and keep the "0" safe. Pavlik: Buh.... (Calzaghe Hung up) Jack he hung up!!! Jack Lowe: Dont wory son, theres always tomorrow.
Jack Lowe: Hey Joe. I think you are a great champion, an all-time great, I'm sorry for the way I talked about you in public. I was just trying to be a big man, I know I looked like a tit but I'll get back to paving those driveways right away Calzaghe: At the end of the day mate, its not a problem Jack Lowe: K, I'll put Kelly on Pavlik: Hey Joe, y'all know I don't really want you. It's amazing you can put a few press releases out and your deluded fans just lap it up. I can paint myself as a monster this way, when I'm really just a B level plodder. Yeehaw! Calzaghe: I always said I wanted to be one of the few fighters to retire undefeated, at the end of the day Enzo: asdmoa mspmasdmkasdmlkasdm lamsdlklmsaddas.
You suprise me, TFFP. Recently you said you wouldn't put Calzaghe in the top 100 P4P, but now speaking as Jack Lowe, you call Calzaghe an ATG. Bit of a contradiction, don't you think. I hate to say, but I think you may be one of those raving lunatic Calzaghe fans in disguise. You give Pavlik 0 credit, which makes me question your analytical abilities when analyzing a boxer. You now seem to think Arthur Abraham will demolish Pavlik as well. In your opinion, is there any European fighter that can't beat Pavlik? Unlike you and your ilk, I do give Calzaghe credit for being a terrific boxer. Do I think he has avoided a lot of tough fights to play it safe and keep his undefeated record intact, YES! If you can't at least admit that, then I have lost a lot of respect for your opinions. I am a fan of Kelly Pavlik, but he does have flaws and I do not see him going undefeated in his career, but neither did Marvin Hagler. What we can get from Pavlik is a terrific fight every time he steps into the ring. He will avoid no one. As far as Calzaghe vs. Pavlik, I predicted months ago that it would never happen. Do you really think that is because of an unwillingness by Pavlik to fight? Give me a break. You don't know **** about Pavlik if that is the case.
Pavlik calling Calzaghe: Ring Ring Ring Ring, no answer, leaves message: Hey Joe I really respect you a lot and I would love to fight you. I will even fly to Wales, no problem. Since all the fans wan't to see us fight and I think we could put on a great show, how about it? We are the 2 biggest names between 160-175. Joe: Dad, Pavlik left a message saying he wants to fight. You told me he was scared. What do I do? Enzo: Just keep saying he is not ready to fight you because you are too great for such a slow mechanical plodder. All he does is move forward and knock people out. Boooring. Nobody wants to see that. Joe: Is Lockett out of the hospital yet? Maybe I should ask him what he thinks? Enzo: Son, are you crazy, let us just take the Jones fight and be done with it. If you really want 1 more fight, how about a rematch with Chris Eubank? That was your finest moment. Joe: Is he still alive? Enzo: I think so, but if not then Jones and we are done. Joe: Okay daddy.