Rafael to work as analyst for Epix

So Epix was bought out by the Food Network?

 

:rofl

 

hes like a fat elie secbach

 

I actually like some of his articles and him updating us with relevant news, the only thing he shouldnt do is scoring fights.

 

Dan Rafael should be forced to run a ****ing lap before he has anything whatsoever to do with boxing from here on out.

What boxing credentials does Dan Rafael have that Martha Stewart doesn't have? At least try to look the part you fat, fat, fat *******. Go analyze a hot dog eating contest you blubbery *******! One should be able to relate to what they make commentary on...no?

Can he even get his fat ass in to a boxing ring?

 

I heard he knocked out Enrique Ornelas in a street fight

 

EPIX is the worst website I have ever used in my life.

 

He scores rounds based on who looks more edible.

 

So basically the dude bleeding is gonna get the round cuz he look like he gots tomato sauce on his face. If you wanna win, you gotta bleed. David Haye just might win the decision in Germany via pizza face.

 

does this mean i need a bigger TV

 

Have you ever seen him on Ringside?

I swear, he looks horrible. For whatever reason, he wears a suit which clearly doesn't fit his awful body shape and his hair looks like pubes from a drain stuck down with glue. He is repulsive. That alone would put me off HD.

 

Rafael is good for upcoming fight info and breaking news but I agree that scoring fights is a weakness for him.