You know you've watched too much boxing when....

Discussion in 'British Boxing Forum' started by theuppercut, Jul 7, 2011.


  1. Little Tyson

    Little Tyson Guest

    Hitting the David Haye is a common one.

    Calling a line of coke having a "ricky"

    Shadow boxing the dog throwing light jabs and hooks.
     
  2. Little Tyson

    Little Tyson Guest

    Yes absolutely
     
  3. Dubstep

    Dubstep Active Member Full Member

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    Turning the lights off in my bedroom and pissing the missus off by trying to get into bed before it goes dark.

    Dubstep quicker than Ali - fact.
     
  4. Grant1

    Grant1 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Enzo instead of Down :deal
     
  5. Wanting to touch gloves with someone if you bang into them or accidentally headbutt them, for example in a shopping centre
     
  6. Chinny

    Chinny Well-Known Member Full Member

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    If you find yourself on the floor in whatever situation, protesting that "it was a slip"
     
  7. Chinny

    Chinny Well-Known Member Full Member

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    ..you can't see what the fuss about FIFA and football being "corrupt" is all about
     
  8. sg85

    sg85 Bang on the chan Full Member

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    :rofl This.

    156lb at the minute, 2 week holiday in Mexico spoiled my chances for a title shot with Cotto. Cant be arsed in doing cardio! :bbb
     
  9. lefthook82

    lefthook82 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :deal

    201lbs, 6'1, a fat heavyweight basically
     
  10. lefthook82

    lefthook82 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    When you don't even need an alarm to wake up for the main event at stupid o'clock. The body just knows
     
  11. lefthook82

    lefthook82 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    You're blatantly an orthodox in nature but act like your southpaw because you think it looks better
     
  12. lefthook82

    lefthook82 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :deal
     
  13. 1971791

    1971791 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    when you use boxing events as similies when speaking e.g. that goal was as late as Chávez vs Taylor.

    I actually know the Mexican national anthem. :eek:
     
  14. Grant1

    Grant1 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I actually really like the Yank national anthem, cos you know whats coming next.
     
  15. Smudger

    Smudger Well-Known Member Full Member

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    When you're pissed in a nightclub and you start shadowboxing.
    When you need to go under a metal railing or something and you go under it, stop halfway through, put your head back on the other side then proceed through it like Tony Bellew and a host of other boxers do when they go through the ropes.
    When someone's just play fighting with you and you put on your most serious boxing stance.
    When you genuinely get pissed off when people say something wrong about boxing.