You know you've watched too much boxing when....

Getting water on your balls and realising how Erik Morales must've felt.

 

When walking down the street you 'slip' low hanging branches.

 

you have a burning desire to get in the ring at least once. Knock out or get knocked out (Eye problems prevent it but I still dream)

 

Yeah I'm guilty of the shoulder roll in playfights.
Understandably.

 

it angers you at work listening to 'casuals' attempt to talk boxing (see last week) :fire

 

When you start watching UFC cos Boxing very rarely delivers a good fight these days!

 

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=18

 

When your in a shite nightclub that has a punch machine and you watch it in anger and constantly comment to your missus that the blokes balance is terrible and how he never follows through on his shots!!

 

Or you get angry anytime the high score is below 900.

 

When you cannot sit in a pub during a big fight (may/pac/khan/haye) as all the boxing know it all knob ends come out talking absolute shite. You have to sit there with your blood boiling as some little student tells you that Pac is the greatest fighter in the history of boxing yet cannot name his top 5 as he cannot name 5 other than ali,tyson,pac and Bruno!!!!!!

 

You go to the club with your mrs?:verysad

Fail!

 

Lol I do the same thing before and after fights on FNC (tho not on the toilet )

 

shadowboxing in front of every mirror, talking to every foreigner you meet about boxing stars in their country "oh your from Copenhagen what you think of kessler "

 

haha I'm bad for that! Usually their not interested in boxing at all!

 

Talking boxing with people who dont know boxing is the most annoying thing.