hahaha...unfortunately not, but it took me ages to get from the bathroom to wherever I was going in the house, and I always had to have someone in front of me so I could put my hands on their shoulders as we moved slowly through the crowd, I mean down the hall
Idiot barmen/women annoy me. "Pint and a vodka & diet coke please" "Single or a double" "Single" "Do you want a double as it works out cheaper" NO IT ****ING DOESN'T! :fire
^^ That reminds me of the Peter Kay joke about customer and shopkeeper. ''That's £3.45 please'' ''Do you want the 45?'' ''Course I bloody do, otherwise it'd be three quid!''
theres not always that choice. and anyway, for 20 pence i expected it to be a cut above your common public toilet.
People who are **** at being a pedestrian really ****ing annoy me. If there's one thing I can take to the grave with me, it would be that I'm a very good considerate pedestrain. I don't stop on reletively narrow pavements and somehow position myself in such a way that getting past me is virtually impossible. When walking in a group, I make sure that any other oncoming pedestrians can easily pass without bumping into any of my grouping. There are groups out there that string themselves across the walking area blocking both faster pedestrians from behind and oncoming traffic. Bad pedestrians wind me up almost as much as people who trundle slowly down the slip road to a motorway/dual carriageway and BRAKE.... ****ing BRAKE!! to try and find a gap. ******s!!! And that new Google predictive search thing that slows everything down... But then again, Google is not a people. But the people who put that in annoy me.