Updated MMA Glass Jaws Rankings

Discussion in 'MMA Forum' started by RonnieHornschuh, Aug 28, 2011.


  1. Anarchy99

    Anarchy99 Babalu will KILL You! Full Member

    2,726
    0
    Feb 2, 2011
    Funny because I remember Evans taking a bomb from Rampage and mustering through it yet he has a glass jaw?!?! Jesus, you ****in people are straight up ignorant.
     
  2. Stoo

    Stoo Obsessed with Boxing banned

    25,846
    1
    Apr 4, 2008
    You dont understand

    Glass Gimmicks EXIST in Forums, Ignore them fella.

    This content is protected
     
  3. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

    7,260
    0
    Jun 9, 2011
    No list is complete without that disgrace, so let me submit what I feel is a more honest and accurate reflection of the state of glass in MMA.

    01. Andrei Arlovski
    02. Todd Duffee
    03. Keith Glass Jawdine
    04. Forrest Griffin
    05. Wanderlei Silva
    06. Brendan Schaub
    07. Rashad Evans
    08. Ryan Bader
    09. Matt Lindland
    10. Matt Hughes

    Honorable Mentions- Lesnar, Overeem, Cro Cop, Kendall Grove, Houston Alexander, Thiago Silva, Ken Shamrock, James Thompson
     
  4. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

    7,260
    0
    Jun 9, 2011
    He didn't take any kind of a bomb, he shot in for a takedown, ran into a half inch uppercut, and was flopping around like usual. Same thing with the Thiago Silva fight, he got caught with one very average punch and was skating around the cage on rubber legs. The guy gets rocked in every fight and the last time he stepped up to a class striker he got starched. Hell, feather fisted Forrest Griffin rocked him. He has no Chin. None.
     
  5. Pacotez

    Pacotez ... Full Member

    492
    0
    Jun 28, 2010
    I don't think he has a glass jaw
    but that pic is funny :yep
     
  6. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

    7,260
    0
    Jun 9, 2011
    The guy has been flattened once and dropped in all of his recent fights except the last one. That Chin is certified china. Grade A, AA, or AAA is yet to be determined.
     
  7. Pacotez

    Pacotez ... Full Member

    492
    0
    Jun 28, 2010
    :rofl

    We should wait until his fight against Rampage or Jones
    I have the feeling one of them will shatter his chin :thumbsup
     
  8. PivotPunch

    PivotPunch Guest

    Evans has a better chin than Bader he ate some shots from Ortiz which were stronger than the one which ko`d Bader.
     
  9. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

    7,260
    0
    Jun 9, 2011
    I think Rampage is on the decline and will probably get grapple****ed again but Jones will most definitely shatter that disgraceful Chin in two or less.:lol:
     
  10. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

    7,260
    0
    Jun 9, 2011
    Definitely something to consider when rating their Chins but I have to go with Evans still because of how many times he's been hurt recently. Bader has the potential to usurp him on the GJ rankings but he's going to have to put in the work rather than just relying on potential!:lol::rofl
     
  11. Anarchy99

    Anarchy99 Babalu will KILL You! Full Member

    2,726
    0
    Feb 2, 2011
    I'd just love to see one of them get hit with an "average" punch.
     
  12. Stoo

    Stoo Obsessed with Boxing banned

    25,846
    1
    Apr 4, 2008
    Just laugh at the blatant ***gotry of questioning a fighters heart and chin behind a fake account. They cant even take a ban let alone a punch :rofl

    Glass Alt's Exist in Forums

    It's Irrefutable :deal

    This content is protected
     
  13. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

    7,260
    0
    Jun 9, 2011
    I'd love to see you get hit with an average 7.62X39mm.:lol:
     
  14. Joe.Boxer

    Joe.Boxer Chinchecker Full Member

    7,548
    1,055
    Jan 8, 2011
    :roll:...pipe down, denier. It's been firmly established that when it comes to all things standup, you have absolutely no idea what you're on about :lol:.
     
  15. Stoo

    Stoo Obsessed with Boxing banned

    25,846
    1
    Apr 4, 2008
    Atleast he's got the balls not to go back and delete his posts :rofl He takes being wrong like a man, and not make bitchy little comments like a catty teenager like you Joe.Boxer :rofl

    Come back when you got the balls to do it on your real account