Updated MMA Glass Jaws Rankings

Yes chin talk is important in picking fights.

And so is exposing Glass Gimmick Frauds :hi:

 

That's crossing the line you ****in *****. I got a family and toddler daughter's who I look after and support and you say that ****?? Its cool if we disagree on this MMA **** but that's crossing a mother****in line.

 

I really don't understand why he hasn't been banned yet. I have no issue with the chincheckers, I find them thoroughly entertaining and they're a good set of lads, even pugilist and predator, but MetalMandible is so unfunny and boring and bringing this forum down really. If you've been given that avatar because of how wrong you are and lost a bet, you shouldn't be dropping any irrefutable knowledge on anyone's chin.

 

01. Andrei Arlovski
02. Todd Duffee
03. Keith Glass Jawdine
04. Forrest Griffin
05. Wanderlei Silva
06. Brendan Schaub
07. Rashad Evans
08. Frank Mir
09. Matt Lindland
10. Matt Hughes

Honorable Mentions- Lesnar, Overeem, Cro Cop, Kendall Grove, Houston Alexander, Thiago Silva, Ken Shamrock, James Thompson, Ryan Bader

I switched out Bader for Mir and put Bader on the honorable mentions list because as fraudulent as I think his Mandible is, it's only been shattered once and we need a body of work rather than just potential to be put on the Top 10 Glass Jaws list.

 

Wait and see :bbb

 

You want to see me hit by a professional fighter and that's somehow better? You started that one, buddy, and to be honest, I could care less about you or anyone related to you.:hi:

And the reason I haven't been banned, flash jab, is because I've done nothing to deserve it. I'm not an alt, I don't spam useless ****, and I don't flood the board with threads. All I've done is participate in the threads at hand and give my opinion, and that opinion happens to put a premium on the importance of punch resistance. As far as I know, that's not objectionable here.:deal

You obviously thought that Nog was going to be KOed, as well, and not only did you call that wrong but you also denied that Forrest had a Glass Jaw. I'd say it's YOU that should shut the **** up and get educated.

 

Yea because you call them chinless heartless bums yet ain't got the balls to test your own heart and chin? And you think me getting hit with an AK round is somehow the same?

 

Actually, as I've already told you before and proven through my superior knowledge of stand-up fighting, I Thai boxed for six years and fought in a couple of smokers. You don't know who the **** here has fought and who hasn't and your little "you don't have the balls to fight" line is a standard issue retort for deniers that holds little weight. Whether I have or haven't been hit is completely irrelevant to my opinion on one's punch resistance.

Fight fans used to be a critical, cynical sort who weren't afraid to throw around terms like Glass Jaw, bum, tomato can, etc. We were the hardest fans to please in the world of sports and we called the shots like we saw them. Now, you have modern fans who can't or won't recognize a pathetic Chin when it's right in front of them and who cry "disrespect" every time someone says something negative about a fighter. It's a ****ing disgrace and that's why the Chincheckers are around. We bring balance to a board of denying fools who behave as if pointing out a fighter's flaws is a deadly sin.

And I don't care whether it's the same or not. You wished ill on me and I wished ill on you, albeit maybe to a higher degree. Maybe if you didn't try to make sure that EVERYONE was aware of your status as a USMC badass I wouldn't have known to make the AK comment that I was sure would send you into a rage.

 

MM is an excellent Chinchecker.

 

I do my best but we are dealing with some extremely hardheaded deniers here.

 

I still deny Forrest Griffin has a glass jaw.

 

And you're a goddamned moron, as well, if that's your opinion. The guy is dropped every ****ing time he's hit flush. He was KOed by feather fisted Jardine who didn't KO anyone else in the UFC. He was KOed from guard by Rashad. He was KOed by a jab from Silva. Shogun did him in in 113 seconds. The only time he's ever taken shots and not gone down was against Bonnar in their first fight and Bonnar is nearly as feather fisted as Griffin is. If you honestly can watch all of those fights and still hold on to the notion that he has a good Chin, then it's readily apparent that you haven't got a ****ing clue about punch resistance and you're the prime example of why the Chincheckers are needed here.atsch

 

What happened to those guys? :think

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Yes yes, you're very entertaining. Wannabe.