Floyd is in serious trouble against Ortiz (just facts)

Up until now, I hadn't given Vicious Victor much of a hope at securing a "W" against Mayweather. Let's face it, the kid has just one fight at welter, leaky defense, and despite the resolve he showed in the Berto fight, there are still too many question marks about his determination and mental mindset in Championship rounds.

That said, my perception of everything changed last evening. During the 24/7 broadcast, Victor dropped a bombshell on the boxing community and the world in general when he candidly explained he was, in fact, literally a tree. Now, a viewer with less attention to detail would skim over this seemingly unimportant statement or ignore it entirely. However, I decided to dig a little deeper, and honestly, what I found was nothing short of shocking. Let me bold and underline and following sentence so to as to provide for full effect:

Floyd Mayweather Jr, in 41 professional bouts, has never fought a tree.

Let me say that again: Floyd Mayweather has never fought a tree before. And if you don't believe me, a quick glance at Boxrec will corroborate what I'm saying entirely. Let's just take a look at some of his most recent fights to prove the point:

Shane Mosley (not a tree)
Juan Manuel Marquez (no tree)
Ricky Hatton (may eventually become a tree, but currently not a tree)
Oscar De La Hoya (cross-dresser lacking both heterosexual and tree-based qualities)

I guess what I'm saying here is : How does Floyd plan to deal with his wildcard from a strategy standpoint? Yes 41 have tried and 41 have failed, but 0 trees have tried and 0 trees have failed. This is certainly cause for concern, and I think it may end up being Floyd's undoing.... folks, things just got a lot more interesting in this fight.

:deal

 

Hrm.

You spent how long evolving this from a wee thought into an actual post?

 

Berto has like 15 fights at WW. :good

 

just right hand over the top of Ortiz's lazy jabthumbsup:hat

 

Yeah, but how many of those were against trees? None. And then he fought a tree (victor), and everything changed.

 

Left hook as well :good

 

I lol'd

 

i see that 24/7 are doing their job

 

What was the context of this comment from Ortiz?

Was it like Floyd's "I'mma griller I'mma dawg" comment? Something like "I'mma a shrub I'mma tree"?

 

I totally meant to say Ortiz. not Berto atsch

 

Maidana fought a tree and the tree quit

Peterson faught a tree and broke even

Berto managed to chip away at the tree but faied to chop it down!

Mayweather will turn this tree into pencils to sign the stupid check for bertos light work!

 

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Floyd don't want to **** with a redwood in his physical prime. He prefers to cherrypick on deciduous trees during the winter when they lose their leafy coats.

 

24/7 job is to get you to believe that Ortiz has a good shot against Floyd. Don't believe it. Floyd will beat Ortiiz. Their not on the same level.

 

I generally find you to be a smarmy ****ish fellow, this was literally funny as ****, good post. I will be interested to hear what you find as you dig into this a bit deeper.