My Top 10 "Truths" and Top 10 "Jokes" in boxing today...

Shut up ****. You criticise people blatantly on this board. Most refer to you as 'the village ESB idiot". You used to be called 'Double Suited' and you sucked then too.

Wether it's true if you've boxed or not (I doubt it) you're still a dick who comes across as a keyboard toughguy. Who gives a **** if you're from New York or know Zab Judah, the guy's a bum.:deal

 

biggest truth....your a looser ...

biggest joke....the fact you told us how good you were in the first paragraph..

 

Can't wait for your next batch.

You're becoming quite the little thinker !

And you might have a future in stand-up too.

(So long as you don't spar with Duddy).

 

wow, i see all of those years of experience have given you the amazing insight that a slick fighter like guzman is "little tyson".

nobody cares who you shook hands with once and is suddenly your "friend". crap like this brings down the site. but it's ok, i've got some ideas to help improve things for you in the future:

stop name dropping.
stop bullshitting.
stop posting.

 

stop, man. just, stop. nobody ****ing cares.

 

i'm not a woman, but hey, that's alright, it's not like it's stopped you before.

 

I can't help but notice you seems to hate white people. :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

yeah, that's my problem. that and a general awareness of when **** doesn't scan, i think it was once "common sense". but hey, you keep trying to out insult me, cause obviously that's a substitute for actual boxing knowledge. oh, is that a hamster in your avatar? cause i'm just wondering if i should be afraid of that, or in the verbal beatdowns that you keep giving me.

 

Truths:

1.) Floyd Mayweather Jr. - Simply the best

This is true of todays fighters at least.

2.) Zab Judah - Good friend of mine, could win another title at 147 or 154

I beleive you dropped something there, oh, it's Zab;s name. He COULD, but I doubt it.

3.) Winky Wright - I've met Winky a few times. He has a good jab

Winky still talks about that day with the reverence it deserves. But you're right, his jab is stunningly good.

4.) Jermain Taylor - A gentleman. Very athletic

He comes across that way. Indeed.

5.) Kendall Holt - Robbed against Torres; future champion at 140

It was a close fight - I agree

6.) "Mean" Joe Greene - My boy from BK; future undisputed middleweight champion

Are you like a pro NBA groupie? They're the only kinds of chicks I hear talk about people like this... He may well be, but I'd pick Pavlik over him right now.

7.) Paul Williams - Destroyed Margarito

"Destroyed" is a little bit of a stretch...I'd pick him over number 1 right now though.

8.) Edison Miranda - Reborn at 168 - Calzaghe and Pavlik better watch out

Zag's is on his way out and Pavlik isn't a 168 lbser yet - there's quite a few other guys to look out for - But I say Kessler owns him.

9.) Joan Guzman - Little Tyson

He is exciting.

10.) Paul Malignaggi - Met him and his girlfriend ringside at the Gatti fight; I think his girlfriend had a thing for me - she was looking at me like she wanted a piece

Is that cause you were eyeing Paulie off and she wants a threesome?

Jokes:

1.) Ricky Hatton - Simply a bum

That is a joke when the one loss on his record is to PBF. I guess if he's a bum then Zab is like a legless begging Gulf War vet or something?

2.) Amir Khan - Chinless prospect who will eventually get starched

That remains to be seen - He won prospect of the year on ESPN's boxing site by Dan Rafael - I'll take his analysis over yours...

3.) Kelly Pavlik - Got a lucky break against Taylor; should have lost in the second round

When he got up and allowed Jermain to gas himself? How evil, what a cheat. I mean, Taylor had been just so CONVINCING in his previous 5 fights with his dominant displays...

4.) Joe Calzaghe - Never faced a live opponent and never fought outside of Europe

A) Jeff Lacy and Mikkel Kesler very live, but point taken, weaker competition than many claim. Going to fight Hops in Vegas so good on him. I think he could beat B-Hops in a Philly gym right now.

5.) Tito Trinidad - Got dominated by my boy Wink

Sure did - But a joke? Short memory there dude - Plus the Hops dominated him far more impressivley, even calling the exact outcome before the fight. Still - Trinidad was an all time top 20 Welter...

6.) Miguel Cotto - Almost got starched by Corley and Torres; had to use low blows to beat my boy Zab

As opposed to Zab's sterling behaviour in the Mayweather fight...perhaps Miguel took notes?

7.) Roy Jones Jr. - Given a standing month count by Glen Johnson

I thought Jones was never getting up from that right.

8.) Wladimir Klitschko - I don't like his accent

Yeah, he has a weird voice...

9.) Sultan Ibragimov - Looks like Barney Rubble

Wow - That's the only point I thoroughly agree on...good one!

10.) John Duddy - This guy is terrible; hopefully I get to spar with him
next time I'm at Gleason's so I show him who's the man of BK

Post a youtube vid of that - I would love to see it.