OMG!! Tyson was so stoned tonight on FNFs

hahaha grabbing him during the scary parts? like when someone got punched? that's hilarious...

 

yeah. "when those punches started flying, that's too much for me". something to that effect. not the kind of broad you'd invite over to watch the gatti-ward trilogy.

 

Mike's definitely one of a kind.

 

mike was ****kkkkked up....i like tessitore's pause when he started talking again because you know in his head he is thinking wtf is this guy on

 

I know that Mike has done some stupid **** and spent a whole lot of money foolishly, but I really do hope that things get better for him. That man seems to have suffered a lot during his lifetime.
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I did not see it but yeah, it is Wednesday not Friday so whoever started this thread must get there stuff from the same person as Tyson. Second, someone said Tyson seems punch drunk, I don't think so. How many tough fights has he had, not many. Who knows what the real story is.

 

Mike Tyson isn't really stupid, he just has never really had a proper education. He was reading heavy duty **** like tolstoy in prison.

 

mike sounded very coherent, but his speech was a little slurred, who knows why, Lisa was thinking, "does my make up look good?"

 

Anybody gonna post it or what?

 

Man, the stones nailed it on the head! Read the lyrics for this song.
Mother's little helper


What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day
"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day

 

are you trying to say tyson is like a trophy wife who takes pills?

 

Didn't think of it like that,but thats a good one
Just pointing out that many (most?) Americans are on some sort of "little helper". Seems like everyone (young,old,male,female) I know is on something. I hope we win this war on drugs