The Klitschko Excuse Compendium: The A-Z of Klitschko Excuses

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  1. Vagabund_vD

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    The Klitschkos vs Avenging defeats = WLAD/VITALI DOESN'T NEED TO AVENGE THEIR LOSS BECAUSE HIS BROTHER DID IT FOR HIM
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    Teamwork makes the dream work :happy:lol:
     
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    :rofl
     
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    Wlad vs Mormeck - IT WAS THE 5'10, 216lb MORMECK THAT WAS FORCING WLAD TO CLINCH WITH HIM ALL THE TIME
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    Vitali vs Maskaev (TKO1)- He was tired, he was injured, he wanted to go kickboxing, it hurt too much
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    Vitali vs Pele Reid (KO2)- I was not knocked out, it was a kick to the thigh, it was so long ago I have forgotten about it
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    I don't get this sort of ****. Honestly I don't.
    Are you such a big fan that you've actually forgotten they're two separate fighters?
    Heres a little exercise you can do to help you out, list what you consider to be the top 5 guys out here at heavyweight right now, hell do the top 10 if you want. Got that down? Good. Now go through and write down how many each brother has fought - remember to keep a separate list for each brother though!
    Now, keeping in mind that even though they're brothers they are in fact seperate and distinct people, whose accomplishments - while reflecting positively on the family - cannot be attributed to each other or combined, can you really say that either of them has "fought all the fighters out there"?
     
  9. Guybino

    Guybino Boxing Addict Full Member

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    the best one is where he gets KTFO against pele reid, but denies the fight completely, then when the interviewer reminds him of the time and place, he says it was a thigh kick KO, and that he can't remember.
     
  10. shaunster101

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    Those thigh kicks scramble your brains
     
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    G Man Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Best excuse of the lot comes from Lennox Lewis: "I'm retiring because my wife and mum asked me to".
     
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    :huh This is a thread which details & logs all the excuses that K2 have used

    Its an easy mistake to make, perhaps you should start a Lennox Lewis excuse thread :good
     
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    Good idea. :thumbsup
     
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    Vitali never fought Oleg Maskaev because Maskaev KO'd Vitali in round one in the Amateurs.