Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW

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  1. GreatLookingGuy

    GreatLookingGuy Guest

    yes Norris is much older; but he has taken care of himself much better, his Karate game was/is far more legit than Van Dam ever was, and finally, he has a legit black belt in BJJ. Having said all that, he is in his 70s, and Jean, well, Jean isnt in his 70s. So what happens?
     
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  2. the commentator

    the commentator Boxing Addict Full Member

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    when chuck norris looks in front of a mirror he sees no reflection since there will only be one chuck norris now and forever....
     
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  3. unloco

    unloco Boxing Addict banned

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    this, /thread
     
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  4. Kittikasem

    Kittikasem Guest

    That isn't a serious question.
     
    Kittikasem, Aug 13, 2012
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  5. kokoko

    kokoko Active Member Full Member

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    JCVD, because he's 20 years younger.
     
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  6. CrimsonBeast

    CrimsonBeast Active Member Full Member

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    Chuck norris is like 70 :lol:
     
    CrimsonBeast, Aug 13, 2012
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  7. Stoo

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    **** off Johnstown
     
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  8. James23

    James23 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Chuck Norris.

    He has some solid BJJ skills training with Jean-Jacques Machado, I believe. I could be mistaken on his instructor but I know he's got at least a brown belt.

    To my knowledge JCVD has zero grappling skills.

    Make of that what you will.
     
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  9. The Spider

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    Nobody beats Chuck Norris at anything.
     
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  10. 196osh

    196osh Mendes Bros. Full Member

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    Norris would take him down and choke him asap.
     
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  11. The Spider

    The Spider Guest

    People seem to have forgetten details like Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his own father.
     
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  12. Stoo

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    :-( People have seem to have to forgotten to tell Johnstown to **** off

    **** off Johnstown
     
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  13. greathamza

    greathamza Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :deal:deal
     
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  14. don owens

    don owens Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    JCVD is a *****. Norris by ko, first round.
     
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  15. sugarngold

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    Chuck Norris is baaaaaad! JCVD stands no chance at any point in their respective careers.
     
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