Knock Knock Boxing jokes.

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  1. punchingdove

    punchingdove Active Member Full Member

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    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?
    -Bob

    Bob Who?
    -Bobfather!
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    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?
    -Mayweather.

    Mayweathere who?
    -Mayweather will be very sunny with a little cloud in the afternoon.
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    Knock knock!

    Who's there?
    -Pacquiao.

    running footsteps sounds, fading away from the door, at Floyds house.
     
    punchingdove, Sep 21, 2012
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  2. evalistinho

    evalistinho Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Knock Knock

    Whos there?

    Tyson

    Tyson who?

    ..........spinal
     
    evalistinho, Sep 21, 2012
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  3. haworths623

    haworths623 Guest

    Knock knock

    Ms Jacckson: Who's there

    50 Cent

    Ms Jackson: Come on lets **** while Floyd's in the nick

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    Knock Knock (on Floyd's cell door)

    Floyd: Who's there

    "Big Bubba"

    Floyd: -"rolls eyes and bends over"
     
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  4. raichu

    raichu Guest

    knock knock, whos there..

    roy jones JR.
     
    raichu, Sep 21, 2012
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  5. boxingfanneato

    boxingfanneato what would MORALES do! Full Member

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    At mannys door
    Knock knock
    Whose there
    40 million dollars
    Talk to my promoter...
     
    boxingfanneato, Sep 21, 2012
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  6. punchingdove

    punchingdove Active Member Full Member

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    Knock knock!

    Whos there?
    -Amir

    Amir who?
    - Amir Khant get up!
     
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  7. punchingdove

    punchingdove Active Member Full Member

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    Knock Knock!

    Whos there?
    -Marquez

    Marquez who?
    -Marques who likes vitamin P!
    :D get it?
     
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  8. punchingdove

    punchingdove Active Member Full Member

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    Knock Knock

    Whos there?
    -Chavez.

    Sr.?
    -No, He's changing my diaper.
     
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  9. punchingdove

    punchingdove Active Member Full Member

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    Knock Knock!

    Whos there?
    -Nonito.

    Nonito who?
    - C'mon man let me in, hurry, Rachel's pissed!
     
    punchingdove, Sep 21, 2012
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  10. Jordan_Davies

    Jordan_Davies Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Knock Knock

    Whose there?

    EL terrible

    El Terrible who?

    All of these jokes are ****ing terrible, go back to choking yourself whilst masterbating over Manny Pacquiao
     
    Jordan_Davies, Sep 21, 2012
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  11. punchingdove

    punchingdove Active Member Full Member

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    Even I laugh at this one. haha
     
    punchingdove, Sep 21, 2012
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  12. evalistinho

    evalistinho Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA vitamin P holy **** man!!! Thats so funny man. Thats classic man ima remember this one. HAHAHAHA goddamn cant stop laughing man. Who thought you to be so funny man. Oh you are good you areeeee goooooood.
     
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  13. punchingdove

    punchingdove Active Member Full Member

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    yea i know, salamat pre!:rasta
     
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  14. punchingdove

    punchingdove Active Member Full Member

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    Knock Knock!

    Whos there?
    -Juan

    Juan who?
    -Juan for the money, two for the show, three to get ready - four lets go!
     
    punchingdove, Sep 21, 2012
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  15. Andy McNab

    Andy McNab Boxing Addict banned

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    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Paul..

    Paul who?

    Paul Wheeliams
     
    Andy McNab, Sep 21, 2012
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