Haye going to the jungle.

I'll give you 1000/1

 

I doubt I'll ever be in such a **** bowl for the above to ever happen.

 

What happens to Haye if he actually wins a world title and somehow negotiates past the Klitschkos contract? I can't see any of the organisations liking a champion who wants to defend their belt once a year.

 

I hope he gets punched out by Doctor Who.

 

Not long to go now, just one hour and a half until the Hayemaker rips up the jungle !

ITV1 9PM

 

Haye's going to be munching into some nice rat curry soon..

 

If Haye isn't getting extra food and gym time off camera, then he'll be ratty as ****.

Also, he won't have Adam Booth to stroke his shoulders, gaze into his eyes, and gently talk him through his more stressful moments. Unless he's there off camera too.

Remember, this program has nothing to do with sacrifices, challenges and hardships. It's just an outdoor version of Celebrity Big Brother.

 

Or get Chisora to creep up to Haye at night when he's asleep with Chisora whispering into his ear.... "You glassed me...."

 

Looks like Haye has done a bush tucker trial early doors.

 

Reported.

 

Come off it C-Pole - they have to dodge the Spiders and Snakes and Lizards and have a bowl of rice a day to survive.

 

Eating the spiders and snakes would solve both problems.

 

Jesus! Rosie webster

 

I seriously can't believe he's actually in there.