Lol! Ariza just tried to beat Gabriel Montoyas Azzzzz!!!!

Post Box · Nov 29, 2012

shaunster101 said: ↑

Gabe, don't worry about the people laughing. I'm no fighter, but I've done a lil' training and I know that it definitely gives you confidence and helps you keep a clear head when **** pops off.

A few months ago I was in town doing some shopping, just minding my own business when I was confronted out of nowhere by some guy. I was just walking into a shop when I saw this neanderthal coming out, and I don't know why but I just immediately thought 'this guy looks like a no-good *****'.

Anyway, as we got closer it was clear he just wasn't going to move out the way and allow me to pass into the store. He just walked up to within inches of me and stopped, staring me in the face. Not a word was said, and i guess it must have been the training kicking in, but we were both in fighting stances in a split second. At first I was a bit confused as he was southpaw, and I'd only trained against orthodox fighters in the gym. But I kept a cool head, got up on my toes and started feinting - the guy was quick though and countered every feint, just missing by inches. But I kept patient and I'd just seen my opening and was about to strike when some guy ran over and asked what the **** was going on.

That's when I realised it was just my reflection in the shop window.
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:rofl :rofl:rofl For ****s sake.

Hermit · Nov 29, 2012

shaunster101 said: ↑

Gabe, don't worry about the people laughing. I'm no fighter, but I've done a lil' training and I know that it definitely gives you confidence and helps you keep a clear head when **** pops off.

A few months ago I was in town doing some shopping, just minding my own business when I was confronted out of nowhere by some guy. I was just walking into a shop when I saw this neanderthal coming out, and I don't know why but I just immediately thought 'this guy looks like a no-good *****'.

Anyway, as we got closer it was clear he just wasn't going to move out the way and allow me to pass into the store. He just walked up to within inches of me and stopped, staring me in the face. Not a word was said, and i guess it must have been the training kicking in, but we were both in fighting stances in a split second. At first I was a bit confused as he was southpaw, and I'd only trained against orthodox fighters in the gym. But I kept a cool head, got up on my toes and started feinting - the guy was quick though and countered every feint, just missing by inches. But I kept patient and I'd just seen my opening and was about to strike when some guy ran over and asked what the **** was going on.

That's when I realised it was just my reflection in the shop window.
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So, you admit you couldn't shatter a glass jaw?

shaunster101 · Nov 29, 2012

Hermit said: ↑

So, you admit you couldn't shatter a glass jaw?
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Glass doors exist, it's irrefutable.

pipe wrenched · Nov 29, 2012

FFS Shaunster!

A+

Royal-T-Bag · Nov 29, 2012

Ariza can be an annoying **** but nothing the level of montoya's pseudo journalism. i wish he got to smack Gabe the **** up. I don't blame ariza, i mean montoya has never written one of his tabloid'esque articles about me but even so i feel the urge to wanna punch him.

GabrielMontoya · Nov 30, 2012

Spoken like a bunch of guys who have never been in a fight or done anything of significance. Hilarious stuff, guys. Keep it comin'.

Son of Gaul · Nov 30, 2012

pathmanc1986 said: ↑

Ariza needs to learn that he doesnt know boxing and hes not a fighter. It also sounds like he shouted his announcement that he was going to attack, a totally bull**** childish move made to make people hold you back. If he really wanted to have a go at him i bet he could have.

I hope he gets caught for illegal PEDS, sent to jail and then regularly bummed.
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Bingo.:good

MichiganWarrior · Nov 30, 2012

GabrielMontoya said: ↑

Spoken like a bunch of guys who have never been in a fight or done anything of significance. Hilarious stuff, guys. Keep it comin'.
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Royal-T-Bag · Nov 30, 2012

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Gabriel Montoya

"Today, years of training in a couple disciplines seriously paid off. When chased by Alex Ariza, Manny Pacquiao's strength coach, who told me "I want everyone to see what I am going to do to you," I remained calm and tried to reason.

"I don't want to fight you, Alex," I explained. he was mad because some questions I had asked a subject about him had apparently been repeated to him. "I'm a reporte
r. I'm doing my job"

There we were in the Wild Card parking lot and I am backing up, pivoting to get to more space with which to work, remembering to breath while instinctively moving at angles.

Finally, when reason was clearly not going to work, I threw my shades off, put up my guard and got on my toes waiting to an opening to exploit. Maybe 5-10 seconds of us moving and looking to strike passed and then it was over. Security came and broke it up and I went upstairs into the gym to conduct interviews with Manny Pacquiao and Bob Arum.

"I do have questions for you, Alex," I said as he ascended the stairs into the gym. He glared in response.

I imagine a youtube video will surface. I tell you, alone with an angry Ariza in the tunnel beneath Wild Card, had I not been training for years, could have been ugly. Being prepared saved my ass from a one-sided beating."

^

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
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wow, most embarrassing **** i've ever read. i feel second hand embarassment for him now. ****ing hilarious though. this is definitely the closest this fool has ever come to a confrontation.

SweatPea · Nov 30, 2012

GabrielMontoya said: ↑

Spoken like a bunch of guys who have never been in a fight or done anything of significance. Hilarious stuff, guys. Keep it comin'.
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i have been in fights. and i damn sure don't need no ****ing breathing techniques before i get started :rofl

GabrielMontoya · Nov 30, 2012

SweatPea said: ↑

i have been in fights. and i damn sure don't need no ****ing breathing techniques before i get started :rofl
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Hey, if you can move backwards around a tight parking lot for about three minutes keeping a guy at the right distance without getting stole on or grappled and it's just another day at Bad Ass Inc, you're a legend and I applaud you, sir.

I found it a little tense, myself.

Vidic · Nov 30, 2012

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Uncle Rico · Nov 30, 2012

Vidic said: ↑

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:rofl

dealt_with · Nov 30, 2012

GabrielMontoya said: ↑

Hey, if you can move backwards around a tight parking lot for about three minutes keeping a guy at the right distance without getting stole on or grappled and it's just another day at Bad Ass Inc, you're a legend and I applaud you, sir.

I found it a little tense, myself.
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Aren't you embarrassed to be you? Seriously.

Uncle Rico · Nov 30, 2012

My favourite bit...

Anyway, as we got closer it was clear he just wasn't going to move out the way and allow me to pass into the store
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