And challenge Gillard or Abbott for leadership. ABC's question time programme ratings would sky rocket
Could you imagine the blowout in the national debt with all the extra $ they would have to spend on scriptwriters and speech therapy experts to actually get him to string a full sentence together without sounding like Simple Jack.
Imagine the sound bites he'd give. "This is a political dogfight and I'm a cross between a pit bull and a Chinese...(awkward pause)...dog? Laurie Oakes would have a field day and what's great is that some **** would be dumb enough to vote for him.