MMA Fighters Have the Worst Glass Jaws

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  1. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Wow,. I knew the mandibles of MMA fighters were extremely fragile, but it is actually even worse than I thought:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFtHa4nj1SI

    My goodness, do chins get any more breakable than this???:lol:
     
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    A|C|S The original |A|C|S| Full Member

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    Zakman where is your wife and kids your like 50
     
  3. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Just trying to do my part to show that glass jaws exist in MMA!

    And boy, from this video, there can be NO doubt that they do!
     
  4. boranbkk

    boranbkk "ไม่ได้โม้นะ" Full Member

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    Glass legs do exist. :deal

    And boxers have some of the most fragile legs around, After a couple of kicks to the leg......the glass shards are everywhere. :yep
     
  5. Vanboxingfan

    Vanboxingfan Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I don't think Zakman's allowed to be near females. And I bet he's real quite if he's ever around boxers or MMA fighters. I doubt he'd be doing the glass jaw bull **** to their faces.
     
  6. PIRA

    PIRA Arise Sir Lennox. Full Member

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    Glass posters do exist - its irrefutable.:lol:


    As soon as Boran or PIRA shape up to Zakman - one of these boxing fan biatches - its shaky glass legs all round.
     
  7. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Sometimes, as this video shows, when the punches land, BOTH fighters go down!!:lol:

    That's just how fragile these MMA chins are.:yep
     
  8. PIRA

    PIRA Arise Sir Lennox. Full Member

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    Zakman evading better than Willie Pep whilst trying to flame some interest in the MMA forum.
     
  9. outtieDrake

    outtieDrake Well-Known Member Full Member

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    not just mma fighters. plumbers have weak chins , so do doctors ,construction workers
    football players basketball, janitors. you name it, as long as your occupation is not boxing .
     
  10. Beouche

    Beouche Juan Manuel Marquez Full Member

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    Take a look at Dan Henderson, Roy Nelson, BJ Penn, Mark Hunt, Todd Duffee or Junior Dos Santos and then tell me MMA fighters have glass jaws
     
  11. EL BULLY

    EL BULLY Well-Known Member Full Member

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    :yikes
     
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    FIN Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Another fool who has never even sparred in a boxing ring talking about glass jaws..
     
  13. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Yeah, they're even knocking out each other - at the same time!!!!

    Now that's a sport with some serious GLASS in their fighters' mandibles.:yep:lol:
     
  14. fatcity

    fatcity Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    A stiff breeze would kayo most MMA "fighters".They are the poster children for crystal glass mandibles.
    Well pointed out,Zak.:good
     
  15. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Yeah, but how often do they end with BOTH fighters getting KOd

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFtHa4nj1SI

    Now that's a serious accomplishment. What china these guys have in their chins. Wow!

    :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl