Deontay Wilder vs Nikolay Valuev

Wilder would **** his pants once he threw one of his windmills and see it fail to drop Valuev, or even shake him. He'd be completely lost on what to do and probably gas out.

 

Valuev would annihilate this glass jawed joke... He could come out of retirement and knock this bum out no problem.

 

Valuev has a good sense of humor, so he'd probably let Wilder land a right hand on him just so he could do the mocking chicken leg dance that he did to Haye.

 

Valouev would knock Wilder out, no doubt about that one................

By the way, Valouev was on USTV tonight, something about Big Foot, this is not a joke. Valouev is a politician now, did study DNA, check out your TV listings. It was on the channel that carries Big Foot programs, whatever...........

 

The Yeti via giant slap ko.

His inflated head wouldn't even be moved by Wilder's unproven power.
The slow as frozen molasses Sugar NV would probably look better than Wild-est against his level of opposition.
For sure it would be more interesting, just for the facial expressions.
And it feels enough strange to say so, but prime Valuev had more skills than Wildest has ever shown, from the jab to the straightest punches.
He probably had more power, too.

And regarding the chin department...

Wildest would be wobbling from the vibrations of SNV heavy steps entering the ring, and he could probably have his chin shattered just when touching gloves.

And if Gorgotua's head would ever collide with Wildest's one....
Damn.
The first lines of spectators could be seriously hurt from glass splinters.

 

valuev with ease.

 

Exactly. Wilder is a total fraud who would get destroyed by any halfway decent fighter.

 

How do you think Wilder would do in the 90s, having to go through people like Bert Cooper to get to the title fights?

I think Bert Cooper would knock him SPARK out, personally.

 

Bert Cooper would probably knock Wilder out in the first round - and yes, he WOULD be unconscious.:yep

Just about anybody you could mention in the 90s would beat Wilder. Heck, I'd pick his 90s counterpart Michael Grant to KO him. Grant actually fought some live bodies earlier than FIVE YEARS after he'd been a pro!