FS1: Rene Alvarado vs. Rocky Juarez RBR

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  1. Rumsfeld

    Rumsfeld Moderator Staff Member

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl
     
  2. kmanaG

    kmanaG Active Member Full Member

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    Harsh man, harsh! I'm so used to listening to the British wankers that JR sounds incredible...and I just like his damn voice!
     
  3. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Yes, but in a way that insults one's intelligence if not a "Little Timmy".

    Boxing fans don't like being condescended to or having the wool very obviously attempted to be pulled down over their eyes. :yep
     
  4. Flyin Ryan

    Flyin Ryan Active Member Full Member

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    I'm disappointed that "Bah Gawd!", "bowling shoe ugly", and "slobberknocker" haven't been stated yet.
     
  5. Hatesrats

    Hatesrats "I'm NOT Suprised..." Full Member

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    Juarez looks like he walked into the ring with a shiner??
     
  6. Flyin Ryan

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    I've listened to Teddy Atlas, HBO, and Showtime. I know that's not true. :lol:
     
  7. HamburgBuam

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    Alvarado - Juarez

    1: 10:9
     
  8. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 1

    Juarez is putting in jabs ad blocking the Alvarado jab with his right glove. Big left hooks up top by Juarez, ducking in and boring into Alvarado's chest. Step-back 1-2 by Alvarado. Clubbing right hand across the back of the neck by Alvarado.

    10-9 Juarez, great start, both firing away
     
  9. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Stats in the 1st:

    Alvarado 22 of 89, 25%
    Juarez 23 of 56, 41%
     
  10. IntentionalButt

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    Round 2

    Juarez is lobbing in left hooks as he sidesteps the jab and 1-2 of Alvarado. BIG overhand right by Juarez catching Alvarado coming in. Alvarado wakes up and starts bashing down with his right hand and pushing Juarez into the ropes. Alvarado is jabbing toward Juarez's mouth but finding it difficult to catch and occasionally shielded by Juarez's wrists. Turtle shell by Juarez backing up into the ropes with Alvarado throwing long slaps from above bearing down on him. Juarez puts up a jab, then backslides from Alvarado's jab and times him with a grazing right. Flurry by Alvarado.

    10-9 Juarez

    20-18 Juarez
     
  11. HamburgBuam

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    Alvarado - Juarez

    1: 10:9
    2: 10:9

    Juarez needs to work more.
     
  12. kmanaG

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    Here's a fact for you all, Rene Alvarado and Felix Alvarado are twins!
     
  13. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    :patsch

    At least JR has the excuse of this being a sport he is unaccustomed to.

    Dave Bontempo has been doing this for a living for years and yet just said about those stats "in this situation it would have to be scored for Alvarado on volume thrown..." :wall
     
  14. Hatesrats

    Hatesrats "I'm NOT Suprised..." Full Member

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    JR doing his thing... Not bad
    But someone needs to tell him that the fighter is named Alvarado not "Alvarez"
     
  15. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    He is doing less work but with more effective shots.