Gary Russell Jr's Glass Jaw Is Getting Shattered Tonight

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  1. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    Folks,

    this coddled joke is getting his Fragile Glass Jaw obliterated tonight live in crystal clear HD on Showtime. He has no Chin. None.
     
  2. browsing

    browsing Active Member Full Member

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    Nothing to see here folks, just a Chin phaggot running his phaggot'trap.
    It's going to be just another Saturday night for Rico chin-phaggot Spadafora cause his bootyhole is going to be aching before the nights over.

    So bring your pillow to sit on Rico.


    If Lomachenko drops his left hand on the inside all he's getting is chin checked and you're going to get a geography lesson cause incase you didn't know the Ukraine is closer to the UK than Maryland is.
     
  3. Beatle

    Beatle Sheer Analysis Full Member

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    Rico has the uncanny ability to predict shaterrings of glass jaws, and this will be no exception. Loma was put in the ring with two hard hitters in his first two fights, whereas Gary Russell's been matched with a long string of cab drivers.

    You know what that means, right? It tells us that Loma has a chin, and Gary Russell's managers have been protecting a glass jaw from a premature shattering.

    It's the moment of truth. Loma KO Russell within 5 rounds!:bbb:!:
     
  4. chitownfightfan

    chitownfightfan Loyal Member Full Member

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    I doubt he shows.....he's probably tripping over the jump rope right now. He's gotta find a way out of the fight somehow.

    Maybe he'll turn an ankle entering the ring.
     
  5. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    If I were sitting ringside, I would bring some protective gear, because the shards of Russell's fragile whiskers are gonna be flying everywhere!:yep

    Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets knocked the f*** outa the ring like Rahman did!:hey
     
  6. Forza

    Forza Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I know he has glass hands
     
  7. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Indeed he does, and I fully expect, and also predict, that Russell's fragile mandible will be thoroughly exposed tonight. Rico has done his homework on this one, and has been out front in calling attention to this impending episode of "shattered glass."
     
  8. luciano222

    luciano222 Active Member Full Member

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    Can't wait to bump this after Gary destroys lomachenko
    Russell takes it in 7
     
  9. miniq

    miniq FURY COMETH 2026 Full Member

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    :bush


    Rico has spoken.
     
  10. progamer

    progamer Boxing Junkie banned

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    where is penisguru?

    i thought loma is procted.
     
  11. Hatesrats

    Hatesrats "I'm NOT Suprised..." Full Member

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    Loma is gonna miss headgear & padded gloves tonight in the worst way.
     
  12. spopovich

    spopovich Active Member Full Member

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    I got a question. If GRJ doesn't have a glass chin will he win?
     
  13. 46and0

    46and0 It's irrefutable. Full Member

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    Great thread. Glass Jaws exist in Boxing.
     
  14. TheGOAT

    TheGOAT The Champ is Here ! banned

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    Russell Jr has no button...NONE
     
  15. Exposed

    Exposed *** East Side VIP **** Full Member

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    What is the basis of this? Has he been knocked out, knocked down, or wobbled before? :huh