Lara Is No "Ketchup Pack"

On fight Saturdays, my wife and I watch boxing stuff in the morning as sort of our pre-fight ritual. This morning we were watching All Access Alvarez-Lara Ep 1, when my wife says, "At least we'll get a competitive fight this time, not like the Angulo fight. Lara is no ketchup pack." I thought to myself, "ketchup pack?" She then said, "Isn't that what you guys call them? Ketchup packs?" I asked, "Do you mean 'tomato can'?" She began laughing and we both had a good laugh. She said ketchup packs make more sense. Who doesn't like busting ketchup packs? Ketchup packs are much softer and easier to break than cans, she added. She has a point. Anyway, I just thought I'd share a laugh while waiting for the fights.

As a side note, her prediction is that Lara will deserve a UD win, but will either win by SD or lose by SD due to being robbed by one or more judges.

 

good one

Them ketchup packs must be dangerous cause it had Lara crawling all over the floor like a beggar

 

wifes a keeper

 

tell me you laughed then you ****ed hard and rough bent over the dining room table. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrr

 

always awesome when you have your chick into boxing...took my new one to cotto/martinez

my ex used to get into it too....she got hooked when we watched nard/pascal....how he came out to his own rendition of sinatras "my way"...then started doing pushups inbetween rounds....she was hooked...i still remember the horror look on her mothers face when we watched floyd/ortiz with her parents/grandparents....when larry interviewed floyd...lol

 

Virginity is much easier to bare when you live vicariously through somebody else's *** life, right?

 

yes. now tell me stories.

 

Sounds made up:think

 

Well, it wasn't the dining room table... Hey, gotta pass the time until Crawford-Gamboa somehow, right?

 

I promise it's not. That's what's funny, it's a 100% true story. My wife does make funny errors like that occasionally. It's like her brain incorrectly connects things that are similar every once in a while. She's called Vin Diesel's character Riddick Bowe on more than one occasion.

 

Lol at the wife :good

 

She called that **** right and that's a real cool moment to share with your with your wife. My girl says some of the same type of things but she's off the hook. I don't even watch the big fights with her cause she don't stop talking. I watch in one room and she watches in the other and all the time we shouting at each other about who's winning and who's losing.

 

I would've asked her if she needed a weiner with that ketchup.

 

It turns out she did.