Deontay wilder opposition

Fry Cooks!!! :yep

Cable Installers...

Garbage Collectors...

Pastry Chefs...

Cab Drivers...

Airport Strip Searchers...

Tranny Hookers...

Buffet Dish Washers...

McDonalds Burger Flippers...

Etc...

:burger

BURGER SQUAD!!! :hey

 

Substitute School teachers, "Drummer Boy", almost ktfo him

 

and Pastry Chef Duhaupuss...

gave Wilder a nice Pizza Face!!!

 

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No everyone on this forum is too much of a threat. They saw how Zelenoff was more dangerous than any of the paid off bums Wilder faced so they vowed to never again let another keyboard warrior face Beyonce Wilder.

 

made Wilder do his famous Chicken Dance!!

:dance

 

I bet I could take him and I'm a welterweight

 

I'm not joking when I say my right hand would shatter Wilder's glass. I'm 7-0 in street fights; 6 of them coming by KO.

1) Was at school when I won by TKO after the teacher jumped in to save my opponent.

2) At a wedding I got in a scuffle with another boy and it got split up. I was winning though since I split his lip. I count it as a corner stoppage victory since the boys parents saved his ****.

3) Was at the swimming baths after me and another boy got into an argument and pushed him down the stairs. End result, KO.

4) Was with my brother at a Christmas party when I gave him a shiner. Another KO win.

5) I got in a fight at school again. It was split up but I would have been winning on points since I landed the most punches.

6) This was one when I was an adult. I got into an argument with this old bag whilst shopping. No punches where exchanged but I count it as a RTD victory since she ran away from the scene.

7) Can't remember because I was drunk but I'm 90% sure I won by KO.


A 7-0 record with 6 KO victories makes me more credible than any of Wilder's opponents.

 

Yeah ... I dunno about that. You sound like you may be too much to handle for Wilder. You gotta get some losses first. :nono

Take me, for example. Now, I have a record too long to remember based on street fights. Sure, I got some one-shot KO's, like that fight with the old guy and the time I kicked a dude in the bals. But I also have some losses. There was the time that I got gang-stomped. And the other time when I was 8 that I was having a sweet MMA fight with a classmate, right up to where he crushed my teeth into the floor. :|

If I promised to take only a 1 week training camp, I betcha I could be Wilder's next opponent. I hear that if you go down early he pays out a KFC family Feast on top of the 10$ match fee. I'm all for that!

 

Charlie z almost ko'd wilder

 

:deal

 

And that's exactly the problem with fighting unknown quantities! There are some crazy dudes out there :scaredas:

If you want to fight Wilder there's a special questionnaire that you have to fill out. Bonus marks if you smoke, are overweight and /or have a sedentary profession. But even then it's not a lock.

There was a data capturer that almost got a crack until Wilder's special investigative team discovered that the guy worked on the 44th floor and that the lifts had been out for 6 months. Close call!

 

Wilder has some of the most atrocious "opposition" I've ever seen a fighter face, and he's trolled the graveyards for stiffs for far long than just about anybody I can think of.

There's a reason for this - he's got PURE china in his chin.

 

Classic stuff guys. Hopefully we motivate Wildmill to get in there with someone credible but idk how influential we are lol