Beyonce Wilder vs Soccer Hooligan Szpilka!!

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  1. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Haymon owns Wilder...

    Haymon just signed Szpilka!!

    multi-fight deal!!! :deal

    I smell a fix!!
     
  2. Benitom3

    Benitom3 Boxing Junkie banned

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    The local casinos are running dry on buffet vouchers now
     
  3. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Haymon will have Szpilka fake an injury...

    Bronco Billy will sub for Szpilka - Jan 16th!!

    :burger

    BURGER SQUAD!! :yep
     
  4. Benitom3

    Benitom3 Boxing Junkie banned

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    Nah. Bronco Billy is more dangerous than Szpilka
     
  5. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    only cuz Nichols sparred with him
    and taught him his famous "Check-Jab"!!

    :yep
     
  6. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :deal

    the last time Wilder...

    fought a Polish Sausage...

    in the Amateurs...

    he was KTFO!!! :deal

    he may have flash-backs!!

    :hey
     
  7. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :burger

    BURGER BUFFET!!! :hey
     
  8. Blackclouds

    Blackclouds Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    What's wrong with a buffet voucher? Fighters need to get fed, better than a Mcdonalds coupon booklet.
     
  9. Ilesey

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    ;)
     
  10. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    Szpilka has no chin. None. Go watch him kissing the canvas against fat blob David Saulsberry, average punching Bryant Jennings, and Tony Soprano wannabe Mike Mollo whom he was down against 3 times in their 2 encounters and rocked and hurt on numerous others IIRC. Mollo is a scrub at his best but he was 1-2-1 in his previous four outings prior to the first fight against Szpilka and he hadn't stepped foot in a ring for pay at all in 2.5 years. Those 2 loses came against shot to smithereens ancient versions of Golota and Jameel McLine and the win was a UD8 over a 23-11-1 journeyman. The draw came against a 18-11-1 journeyman. Szpilka literally went life-and-death with that inactive version of Mollo.
     
  11. Inspector

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    I was going to come in here and share the knowledge of my inspection regarding Szpilka's chin, but I see the fine gentleman above has put it in the exact same way that I would - namely, that he has no chin. None.
     
  12. iceman71

    iceman71 WBC SILVER Champion Full Member

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    yep
    thus a perfect opponent for Wilder....
     
  13. Serge

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    :lol: He's a gutsy guy and he has decent skills and power. I don't have anything against him or anything I just think Wilder's too big and long for him and his chin is made out of marshmallow. I don't like the way he reacts when he gets hit either.
     
  14. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    I can say with absolute certainty though that Wilder would've died had he spent this amount of time underwater holding his breath.

    [YT]Um-lgZioHtY[/YT]
     
  15. Inspector

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    Much worse than marshmellow, I'd say. I reckon marshmellow would hold together a lot longer than his pathetic excuse for a mandible. :good