Hmm. Tasty. Getting my own experience with this kind of stuff I can see the full range of different ways that it would be more than a passive output. That is, I'd expect to see a "bad" fighter overperform dramatically, enormously, against the wall.
For Locche, keeping his cigarette lit between rounds would be a bigger concern to him than his opponent's vain and fruitless attempts to land on him. Did El Untocable prefer a white to a cork filter? His opponent's best hope would come from an unexpected wardrobe malfunction to occur, which would cause Locche to have to deal with the restrictive Argentine censorship rules, that is of course if the proposed hypothetical match was held in Argentina, I think.
Don't forget about Locche's film career!!! Starring opposite of of some politician in "Twins" and also starred in "My cousin Vinny". Very talented guy Nicolino Locche! I must say his English was excellent...and he really had that east coast accent down! Incredible actor. Incredible fighter. One of a kind.
There was also that episode of Incredible Hulk where Locche played a New York cab driver. Bill Bixby had to get uptown fast and Locche was like "hey guy I can't just fly over this traffic." So then he hulked out and I think he kicked the doors right off of Locche's cab and ran through Times Square. He was on more than one episode though I think, and he was also on Fall Guy and Bionic Man. Locche that is.
