10 Days until Deontay Wilder leaves the ring on a stretcher

Is the Worm going to be a stretcher bearer or pall bearer?

 

Not a pall bearer. No love lost between those two

 

Wilder doesn't have the warrior mentality to last against vicious fighters. I predict he wets himself in round 2 and sleeps in round 5.

 

Deonkey may put Sasha down a time or two but he will keep coming at Wilder til he folds like a lawn chair and goes to sleep

 

the way Zimnoch who got layed out by Mollo was able to send Wilder crashing to the canvas will his wild punches tells me that Wilder's in big trouble against Povetkin... Szpilka got sent to the canvas several times in two fights with Mollo and often hits the canvas when he stands and trades shots with anyone above Cab Driver or Fry Cook status... Povetkin seems to enjoy getting hit or else he'd use the old Mike Tyson style which works for smaller heavyweights... Teddy Atlas tried to show him but he went right back to his regular style of attack and trade shots... no bobbing, weaving, blocking, holding, grabbing, just wild swinging which should be enough to KTFO the Burger Squad Wilder!!!

 

an Adult Diaper will be issued to Wilder in
his dressing room on fight night!!

right now he's being wined and dined by the
Ruskies and fattened up like a Thanksgiving
Turkey (with Chicken Legs) or a Chistmas Hog!

:dead

they'll do to Wilder what Wilders team has
been doing to his Fry Cook opponents for
years now...

Free Buffets & Hookers and have him doing
interviews non-stop until fight night...



the night before the fight...

at Wilder's Hotel Room...

Wilder tries to get to bed early...

but kept up all night by Hookers bringing
booze and laced food and his breakfast
will be soaked in Turbo Lax so he'll hit the
canvas early against Sasha...

:burger

BURGER SQUAD!!! :yep

 

Povetkin by late stoppage

 

I have sewn my lawn and have given it until this fight to grow.

FACT.

 

Povetkin is tough but he's old, and he's short for the division.

If I were Wilder I would try to tire Povetkin out and keep him at the end of a jab.

 

Burger Squad needs some of their own cooking. See how he likes going in to the ring handicapped. That's if Deonkey doest beat up the hookers they send to his hotel room

 

It's Wilders moment of truth. Well his 3rd really. If he gets in trouble like he did vs Nichols and Sconiers tho, he's hosed.
Sasha knows how to finish, and he's not being paid off

 

11 days and bump this BS for a good laugh
Wilder by KO

 

Povetin will be announced after the fight ...."and the new ....."

 

Wilder's about to but this fool to sleep. Good thing they're fight in Russia, Povetin can go straight home after checking out the emergency room.