Joshua, Whyte, Chisora, Tyson Fury, Haye are all stuck in a lift for several hours...

Whyte was a former kickboxing champion, mma fighter as well as a serious rep on the street so i think he'd be favourite to be the last man standing.

However as the Furys are close to Whyte he might do a deal with Tyson and share the sandwich 😀

 

Whyte eats the sandwich and then David Haye goes on a game show and explains that he could easily have beaten everyone for the sandwich but the only reason he didn't beat everyone to a pulp is that he is now a vegan and the sandwich had butter on it and he couldn't eat it.

 

Whilst Tyson cries and whines about how everyone should give him the sandwich as he's the champ and how unfair it is being a traveller.

Joshua stands there talking about being humble and Chisora just headbutts the buttons.

 

David haye bores them all to sleep with all the bullsheet he chats and ends up with the sandwich. He doesn't eat it though, he puts it on ebay to try and make some more money from the public. After this he holds a press conference on SSN to tell everyone how easy is was for him to win it even though he hadn't stretched his shoulder that morning. Whyte doesn't take kindly to this and offers him a fight. Haye goes on about how much whyte is delusional and that if he took a lie detector it would say that he was telling the truth. Eventually haye pulls out

 

Actually you are right. Joshua is too humble to ask for the sandwich and wants to "Stay Hungry"

 

Haye would talk about eating the sandwich, how is it going to rip it to pieces and then when its about to kick off he would run, after he loses out on the sarnie he would blame his little finger.

Fury would play mind games, he'd say he isn't interested in the sandwich, don't care about and doesn't want it. Call himself fat, bald and stupid and then sing a song.

I don't know how but Chisora would somehow get bottled in the lift because that's what he does, gets bottled.

Joshua, he would just stand there saying "Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, I'm not joking, get them away from my sandwich" and then turns to the rest and says "why are you all looking at my sandwich like you're going to do something" and then would ramble on about "staying humble".

While all this is going on Whyte just takes it and eats it, no messing about.

 

AJ would be too interested in taking photos of the sandwich for his Instagram, muttering "yeah, stay humble." after every click of the camera shutter.

Would be a free for all with the rest of them. I think Haye would talk about eating the sandwich but when he realised he'd have to go up against the other three he'd pull out citing a stubbed toe entering the lift.

Fury would be too busy singing along to the elevator music to pay any attention to it, leaving Whyte and Chisora too it.

I think Chisora would manage to hold Whyte off long enough to grab it, but as he goes to take a bite, his Union Jack bandana stops it from entering his mouth. He proceeds to slap it in to pieces. Then hide behind the rest of them for fear of the sandwich retaliating with a bottle.

Thus, none of them eat the sandwich.

 

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Dont know why but that line about Joshua standing there talking about being humble cracked me up

 

Haha great thread guys. Gd to see more ppl on here belive aj big fraud stay humble ****,whyte spoke truth on him. Plus Hayes a c unt

The sell on eBay line classic mate

 

Lewis was hiding in there, takes 6 bites and leaves the room to waste.

 

Hopefully one of them would drop a filthy eggy fart in the first minute of their several hours stuck in said lift.

 

They would all take a piece of the sandwich and then refuse to unify.

 

It's fairly obvious that Big Tyson takes the piece, look at him.