****Kirks Championships 2017 ****

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  1. moparfan

    moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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    I have cancer...??? Ima gonna die...!!!


    Here's my will:

    I leave
    my vCash to @Bustajay
    my wife to @CST80
    my daughter to the highest bidder
    my boxing dvd collection to @MVC!
    my body to science
    my bank account to @CST80
    my cars and home to @CST80
    my love of food to the homeless
     
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  2. CST80

    CST80 Liminal Space Autochthon Staff Member

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    In red.:campeon::campeon::campeon:You can keep the rest.
     
  3. moparfan

    moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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    I love sharing the taste of my food with people at the table...a heart belch from my mouth and everyone joined at the table can smell what I have ate...!!!

    I never get nervous or afraid, I do tend to snack throughout the day way too much though...!!!
     
  4. CST80

    CST80 Liminal Space Autochthon Staff Member

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    See, all the elements come together and show themselves at different times.

    LEO
    Leos are fond of expensive food, made only from the finest ingredients. They want their meal made at a luxurious restaurant, where they will be seen. When it comes to nutrition, a simple decision will lead them to disciplined behavior and good eating habits.
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    Even though they don't like to cook much, they will take on the challenge to make large family dinners in order to bring smiles on the faces of their loved ones. Their stomach is generally strong, but their heart suffers when their vitamin intake is not as rich as it should be.

    Tip: Consume a lot of fruit and vegetables.
     
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  5. moparfan

    moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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    Lynsey likes it when you treat her like a submissive piece of meat in bed...!!! My pin # on my debit card is 1026 and I will make sure the cars have oil changes, tires rotation and a full tank of gas for you...!!!
     
  6. CST80

    CST80 Liminal Space Autochthon Staff Member

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    Lucky for her I treat everyone I come in contact with like a submissive piece of meat, reflexively out of habit.:lol: When I actually put in some effort, I can be downright Sadean.:naughty2:
     
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  7. moparfan

    moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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    Here's some advice to help you: Doggy style, bicep choking her neck, other hand yanking her hair...call her all the derogatory names and she will love you forever (or until a younger, sexier woman comes along and you discard her)...!!!
     
  8. CST80

    CST80 Liminal Space Autochthon Staff Member

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    I got that covered. Does she like being violently pounded like a jackhammer? Because I'm about as tender as a grizzly bear.:D
     
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  9. moparfan

    moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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    She loves it when I pick her up in my arms, and jackhammer her...!!! You sick twisted demented perv
     
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  10. CST80

    CST80 Liminal Space Autochthon Staff Member

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    How about having the back of her head repeatedly slammed into the headboard? Is she okay with that? I may concuss her.:babeando:
     
  11. moparfan

    moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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    She's a woman...No brain no pain...!!!
     
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  12. CST80

    CST80 Liminal Space Autochthon Staff Member

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    :number_one: Truly a mercurial post.
     
  13. moparfan

    moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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    I just noticed that I passed @theanatolian for vCash leader...!!! Ima winner winner chicken dinner...!!!
     
  14. moparfan

    moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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    Truth hurts, worse than having your head slammed against a head board repeatedly...!!!
     
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  15. CST80

    CST80 Liminal Space Autochthon Staff Member

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    I was talking to a girl on a social media site that'll remain nameless, and she said she was board because she'd been at home all day with noting to do.:qmeparto:
     
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