Things a Casual would say...

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  1. madballster

    madballster Loyal Member Full Member

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    Typical casual sentence: "Mike Tyson would have knocked this bum out in one round"
     
  2. Robson

    Robson New Member Full Member

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  3. chacal

    chacal F*** the new normal Full Member

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    "of course he won, look at the other guy's face"

    I love that one.
     
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  4. BoxingABC1

    BoxingABC1 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    completely agree with this. i have no idea what people were watching. 2 and a half good rounds does not constitute "one of the best HW fights of all time & one of the best fights ever on british soil". it was a good fight, but not great
     
  5. ForemanJab

    ForemanJab Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Conor Mcgregor will wear down and KO Floyd Mayweather
     
  6. DKD

    DKD Boxing Addict Full Member

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    "Trained officials" - when referring to corrupt judges as seen yesterday in the Hopkins Pacquiao thread.
     
  7. DKD

    DKD Boxing Addict Full Member

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    My personal favourite:

    "Why doesn't he just hit him?"
     
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  8. Nonito Smoak

    Nonito Smoak Ioka>Lomo, sorry my dudes Full Member

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    (countdown to entrant number 30)

    "...3!...2!...1!..."

    Duh-DUN
    Duh-DUN
    Duh-DUN
    DUN-DUN

    "My God, it's the Big Dog!"
     
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  9. Nonito Smoak

    Nonito Smoak Ioka>Lomo, sorry my dudes Full Member

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    Yup. This and, "why aren't they doing anything?" or "how can he not knock him out?" are the worst.
     
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  10. Cuban Glass

    Cuban Glass New Member banned Full Member

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    Anyone who mentions Mike Tyson in the first sentence when bringing up boxing is usually a casual.
     
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  11. Sephiroth Rising 7

    Sephiroth Rising 7 'No tears please!' banned Full Member

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    Or Muhammad Ali.
     
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  12. C.J.

    C.J. Boxings Living Legend revered & respected by all Full Member

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    Had to post this...
    Many years ago was barbers getting a haircut reading a Ring mag had Tyson pic on front. Clown next to me says Tyson cant fight he wouldnt last 2 mins against Hulk Hogan. The whole shop erupted in laughter
     
  13. mirkofilipovic

    mirkofilipovic ESB Management Full Member

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    Roy Jones Junior is invincible.
     
  14. LANCE99

    LANCE99 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Things casuals say on this board...

    "Blah Blah pound for pound....blah blah blah...pound for pound...blah..."
     
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  15. mirkofilipovic

    mirkofilipovic ESB Management Full Member

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    "Andre Wards low blows against Kovalev were not low"