I Can Beat Golovkin But That Bum Wants No Part Of Me

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  1. Beatle

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    So now the stupid dummy-graphic fanboys are basically saying that since Canelo and Jacobs ran away and made GGG miss lots of punches, GGG is overrated and lost to both. Same thing goes for Ward's two performances against Kovalev. I could use logical arguments to explain that it's easy to make an opponent miss punches when your only goal is to avoid him all night and just survive. But instead, I have a challenge to issue.

    I'm convinced that if I had a shot at Golovkin or Kovalev, I could run away from him for 36 minutes, making him miss lots of punches, and rolling with the punches that do land. Nowadays, that's enough to "win" against any Eastern European fighter - at least in the eyes of many fans and judges.

    But will those cowards accept my challenge? Of course not, because they don't want an L on their record!
     
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  2. Penne Pollo

    Penne Pollo Is Sniffing Your Kid's Hair Full Member

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    You also need "hometown" judges and refs for your plan to work.
     
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  3. Beatle

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    Thanks for the tip! I will hire CJ Ross, Adelaide Byrd and Don Trella to judge both fights. That way, I'll win by MD! I can't wait to be the first man to defeat both GGG and Kovalev! All you fools here will have to bow before my greatness! I'll be a valiant champion, just like Andre Ward and Saul Alvarez!
     
  4. Robney

    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ Full Member

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    He's British so he got that covered... take your pick.
    Parris, IJL, O'Connor, McDonnel, Foster, Davies...
     
  5. elchivito

    elchivito master betty Full Member

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    Don't forget to use "With A Little Help From My Friends" as an entrance song while you're at it.
     
  6. Beatle

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  7. Braindamage

    Braindamage Baby Face Beast Full Member

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    Your ass would get knocked out inside of 2 minutes against any fighter in the top 50. G would hit you to the guts so hard, you'd brown your trunks before falling to the canvas gasping for breath,
    while your whole life flashes before your eyes!

    As far as Canelo and Jacobs running... I think you need to get a better understanding of the sweet science. When a fighter runs, it's usually do to fear and survival, similar to kovalev after Ward shattered his chin. Other fighters may move to get their opponents out of position or position themselves offensively/defensively. It's strategic! Now if you like 2 guys standing in the middle of the ring slugging it out, then guys with good movement aren't your cup of tea and that's cool, but don't criticize guys for fighting their fight.
     
  8. Penne Pollo

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    The only thing Ward shattered was Kovalev's balls.
     
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  9. mirkofilipovic

    mirkofilipovic ESB Management Full Member

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    I could beat Kovalev too if I aimed at the pubic zone.

    Oh and the best ever Mayweather said Kovalev beat Ward.

    Lennox Lewis also said Canelo lost to Golovkin.

    Me>Haters
     
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  10. Braindamage

    Braindamage Baby Face Beast Full Member

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    Ok, That right didn't send Koavlev reeling! He was playing possum and if that dadblasted Weeks didn't stop the fight early, Kovalev would have finished setting his trap and destroyed Ward! Kov knew when Weeks pointed out the low mark in the pre-fight instructions, that his balls were tucked under his belt(the man is blessed) but that was all part of the plan, until that diabolical Weeks ruined it! I forgot about that. You're right!
     
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  11. Penne Pollo

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    That ain't shattering someone's jaw.

    Ward should have been DQ'd for low blows in the second fight and should have lost by decision in the first fight. Regular people don't take boxing seriously as a sport because of BS like this.
     
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  12. Beatle

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    Firstly, I would school GGG just like Jacobs and Canelo did. You're just jealous I'm a better boxer than you are. You wish you had my running speed.

    You're right about Canelo and Jacobs beating GGG: they deserve all the credit in the world for running and avoiding some of his punches. They both should have won by UD, but some of those stupid judges gave GGG credit for moving forward and trying to turn the marathon race into a boxing match. Those idiots need glasses.
     
  13. Blackclouds

    Blackclouds Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    You do nothing but play the victim and cry. ggg got exposed deal with it in a better manner than whining all the time.
     
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  14. Beatle

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    People should give Andre Ward more credit for landing one good punch on Kovalev's chin, after landing several punches on his balls. You might say it's easy to land a shot on a guy's chin after you've accustomed him to being wary of his balls, but you're just a bunch of haters. Ward is on the same level as Muhammad Ali.
     
  15. Beatle

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    Count me in that category. The only interest I still have in boxing is coming on this forum and reading idiotic posts by people who still watch this WWE-style farce.