Funniest thing ever said by a promoter, boxer, trainer or manager?

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  1. joekirkbycobra

    joekirkbycobra King Of The Ring Full Member

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    a woman dat was trana ban boxing (forgot er name) hinted dat henry cooper was thick n ugly n e replied "boxings my excuse, wats urs"
     
  2. DamonD

    DamonD Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Well, it's kicking a man when he's down but - Audley Harrison, after his TKO3 victory over Danny Williams :

    "In 2007 I will win the world title, in 2008 I will be undisputed!"


    Also, another vote here for "He's gone, Jim!" That never gets old. "His legs have gone!"
     
  3. Fat Joe

    Fat Joe Let's have it right Full Member

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    :lol:


    Who did he say that about?
     
  4. onourway

    onourway Haye KTFO1 Wlad Full Member

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    "I'll **** you till you love me, ******" - Tyson

    "I always put on weight between fights, but this time was particularly bad, I went back into training, got on the rowing machine and it sunk" - Hatton
     
  5. onourway

    onourway Haye KTFO1 Wlad Full Member

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    He says it in every fight.
     
  6. stuey

    stuey Never bet on England Full Member

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    :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl he is one funny ****er
     
  7. Betty Swollocks

    Betty Swollocks James 'Lights Out' Toney Full Member

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    bad grammar from Hatton :-(


    'I was good to go but the ref didn't think so' - Fraudley after getting smoked by Sprott

    'I hope Floyd hits me harder than he hits them fookin pads' - Hatton on the 24/7 show mocking PBF's power.

    'I was doing alright until I fookin slipped' - Hatton fater getting smoked by PBF.
     
  8. onourway

    onourway Haye KTFO1 Wlad Full Member

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    You do actually realise the comedy in that one, don't you?
     
  9. TFFP

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl
     
  10. TFFP

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    ****in Eubank

    "Let's have some parliamentary procedure please" :rofl

    Or some ****
     
  11. onourway

    onourway Haye KTFO1 Wlad Full Member

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    That whole interview with Benn - Eubank is pure comedy from start to finish.

    Benn's face when Eubank says 'Lets have some parliamentary procedure' is classic :rofl
     
  12. TFFP

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    "I honestly do hate him" :lol:
     
  13. Betty Swollocks

    Betty Swollocks James 'Lights Out' Toney Full Member

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    of course, and it was funny. What did you think i'd be slagging the guy off or something?

    the other one on the other hand (about the fookin pads), he was giving it the hard man routine and ended up getting banjoed by those supposed feather fists :lol:
     
  14. HulmeExile

    HulmeExile New Member Full Member

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    Jack Trickett - Michael Brodie's Manager, describing Brodie's luck, 'If Michael fell in a barrel full of tits, he would come up sucking his thumb'....
    Classic.
     
  15. MIK1000

    MIK1000 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Congratulations, u support the most famous and best fighter on the planet and you are still able to brag about a victory over your own country man about 6th months after the fight in a thread that had nothing to do with it. :hi: