Funniest statements you've seen involving boxing

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  1. Infern0121

    Infern0121 Well-Known Member banned Full Member

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    I just saw a guy on Instagram claim Fury "battered" Wlad

    Lol 8 punches per round (basically 2 punches a minute and most of them jabs) = "battering" someone now.
     
    Infern0121, Oct 12, 2018
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    mirkofilipovic ESB Management Full Member

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    “Canelo beat Golovkin” is the most hilarious comment I have read or heard.

    Another is “ Povetkin was prime when he lost to Joshua.” Despite being past his best at 39.
     
    mirkofilipovic, Oct 12, 2018
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  3. C.J.

    C.J. Boxings Living Legend revered & respected by all Full Member

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    One of many from my old buddy Randall Tex Cobb during the Earnie Shavers fight. When Tex camf back to the corner George Benton said " Don't worry Tex he aint hitting & hurting you" Tex said " I'd better keep a close eye on that godamm referee then coz somebody is " Another Tex gem
     
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  4. Nonito Smoak

    Nonito Smoak Ioka>Lomo, sorry my dudes Full Member

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    That whole crowd of Pacquiao/Golovkin/Lomachenko fanboys fill this forum with gold applicable to this thread.
     
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  5. SnatchBox

    SnatchBox Boxing Full Member

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    "Here, lettme put some water on ur balls"
     
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    Badbot You can just do things. Full Member

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    Tex was ****ing amazing!
    His quotes are always hilarious.
     
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  7. C.J.

    C.J. Boxings Living Legend revered & respected by all Full Member

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    Great guy too One tough hombre
     
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    caligula4 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    "He glass me!"
     
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    Angler Andrew Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Lol different sport but this reminds me of Dominic Cruz saying on commentary that McGregor was trying to tire Khabib out whilst laid on his back and getting smashed.
     
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    Angler Andrew Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Cottos reaction to being asked about Golovkin was funny
     
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    "The referee is going to be the most important man in the ring tonight besides the 2 fighters" George Foreman
     
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    Power_tek Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Hopkins knocked out the ring saying it was a push too funny, he forgot people have eyes.
     
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    Infern0121 Well-Known Member banned Full Member

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    Tbf in round 1 McGregor actually had surprisingly good stifling game, a guy with great stamina could beat Khabib by doing what mcgregor did there for 4 rounds then exploding on a tired khabib in the 5th

    Unfortunately McGregor's stamina is so abysmal he actually tired himself out more than khabib using a stamina sapping technique
     
    Infern0121, Oct 13, 2018
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    Ph33rknot Live as if you were to die tomorrow Full Member

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    Tyson i broke my back
     
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    Saintpat Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    “It’s spinal.”
     
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