Wilder excuse thread

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  1. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    1. Broken arm
    2. Had a cold
    3. Wasted energy celebrating early
    4. Long count
    5. Too tense & anxious
    6. I was too small

    More to come I expect.

    UPDATE 02/02/19

    7. The atmosphere in the arena was something I wasn't used to
    8. JACK RIESS HAD SMELLING SALTS (Yes he said this for real)


    edit for 2nd bout:

    Egg weights
    Tampered gloves
    Referee helped Fury
    Breland traitor
    Costume
    spiked drink
    Given Heroine by Jay Deas

    Edit for 3rd bout:

    Predicted excuses: NONE. HE WILL FADE INTO THE SHADOWS. NO POST FIGHT INTERVIEWS EVER AGAIN.
     
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  2. Max Thunder

    Max Thunder Proud member of the Cult of Vikings Full Member

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    6. Fury too slick, too gypsy, too good
     
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  3. DonTyson

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    7. Only allowed one rabbit punch resulting in a KD
    8. Only had two corrupt judges on my side
    9. Fury moved out the way of my punches
     
  4. HerolGee

    HerolGee Loyal Member banned Full Member

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    1. stoopid ref was making it fair for fury
     
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  5. lewis gassed

    lewis gassed The Bronze Dosser Full Member

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    Fury shaved his beard - threw Wilder's whole gameplan off.
     
  6. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    Donkey ''I Don't Make Excuses'' Wilder keeps making excuse after excuse because he knows his cherry pick of a fighter who

    hadn't fought anyone with a pulse in 3 years

    had been totally inactive for 2.5

    abused the hell out of their body with industrial quantities of alcohol, drugs and junk food all throughout their inactivity

    been battling depression/mental illness, suicidal thoughts, and almost committed suicide

    only had 2 exhibition fights in 3 years both of which were against zero threat scrubs

    backfired big time and the only reason he still has that WBC strap to wrap around his waist is because he received a gift draw from the judges in his home country.

    ''Fury was 100%'' :risas3:

    ''I was only 50%'' :risas3:

    ''It was the pressure''

    ''I broke my arm''

    ''The ref gave him a long count''

    ''Fury only won 2 rounds''

    ''I had a cold''

    Apparently he said this during a radio interview the other day too

    ''I would have stopped Fury but I wasted energy celebrating''


    And this quote from the interview below

    ''I was 209lbs and then Fury went up to 260lbs, and I'm like this is the true story of David and Goliath'' :risas3:

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    And it looks like he won't be coming to the UK for the rematch judging from what he says towards the end of the interview

    Here's the real reason he lost to that shell of Fury - because he's a big uncoordinated useless dosser who has terrible skills and he can't and never has been able to box or fight.
     
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  7. lewis gassed

    lewis gassed The Bronze Dosser Full Member

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    David and Goliath lol, so now being obese is a huge advantage.
    Well actually come to think...Deonkey still has Nichols nightmares :sisi1
     
  8. BeaverDan

    BeaverDan Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Wilder only started boxing in his 20 tho.

    The ref didn't wave it off straight away. He waited to see if Tyson could carry on which isn't fair on Deontay.
     
  9. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    After Fury wins the rematch

    "Crowd was all British"
     
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  10. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    :lol: yeah it is, just like him not having fought anyone with a pulse in 3 years and all of the other well documented stuff Fury went through and had to overcome I mentioned is too lol
     
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  11. Liquorice

    Liquorice Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    Baby oil
     
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  12. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    ''I weighed 215lbs at the weigh in but I was actually 210lbs when I stepped on the scales in my dressing room before the fight. Nichols was 398lbs at the weigh but believe it or not he put on 2lbs overnight and weighed 400lbs by the time he waddled into the ring - this is the true story of David and Goliath''
     
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  13. gmurphy

    gmurphy Land of the corrupt, home of the robbery! banned Full Member

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    Did he actually say fury felt like he was covered in oil lol?
     
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  14. catchwtboxing

    catchwtboxing Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    The half cyborg part of me malfunctioned, the half human side is ******ed.

    Fury is not a Las Vegas hooker or a Mexican sombrero mascot, so I didn't know what to do.

    I couldn't ring myself to hit him 100% because I have the power to kill.
     
  15. mstar

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    10. Fury changed the ring size from contracted smaller size to the largest available, so it made me hard to hit him.