Rocky Marciano vs Rocky Marciano

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  1. The Undefeated Lachbuster

    The Undefeated Lachbuster On the Italian agenda Full Member

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    Hi, your friendly neighborhood rockista here. This thread is my last ditch effort to make Marciano win ANY hypothetical H2H matchup, so I literally pitted him against himself. My conclusion being he himself is the only fighter (or human, for that matter) that Marciano can beat. (Except for those 44 dudes he actually beat)

    One Marciano has gotta win people
     
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  2. The Senator

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    If Mills Lane is reffing, he wins this one by shoving both Marcianos through the ropes.
     
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  3. PhillyPhan69

    PhillyPhan69 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Sorry bro, I can’t help you this time...this one has draw written all over it....but, hey on the positive side he does not lose this time for whatever that is worth.
     
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  4. The Undefeated Lachbuster

    The Undefeated Lachbuster On the Italian agenda Full Member

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    I'm sure it's worth alot to lil' hardworking Rudy, he's used to losing to bantamweight clubfighters like Ted Lowry, who knocked short-stuff out in the first round, but was sadly robbed of a decision
     
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  5. George Crowcroft

    George Crowcroft He Who Saw The Deep Full Member

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    After 6 rounds Canelo is up on the cards and is ruled a draw

    Thus meaning Rocky cannot even beat himself
     
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  6. The Undefeated Lachbuster

    The Undefeated Lachbuster On the Italian agenda Full Member

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    ****ing Goldenboy paying off the judges again..........
     
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  7. George Crowcroft

    George Crowcroft He Who Saw The Deep Full Member

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    Joke. Ruining boxing it is
     
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  8. roughdiamond

    roughdiamond Ridin' the rails... Full Member

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    Primo Carnera.
     
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  9. BitPlayerVesti

    BitPlayerVesti Boxing Drunkie Full Member

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    The ref declares it a no contest, because both are so bad he thinks they can't be sincerely trying.
     
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  10. The Undefeated Lachbuster

    The Undefeated Lachbuster On the Italian agenda Full Member

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    Sir, this fight is set at Welterweight, no heavyweights please
     
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  11. young griffo

    young griffo Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Because both fighters have arms too short to make physical contact a possibility, the referee quells the unruly crowd and rules a no contest.

    Luckily because both were badly cut anyway.
     
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  12. roughdiamond

    roughdiamond Ridin' the rails... Full Member

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    I thought Primo was a 'SUPER' Heavyweight?

    Anyway, the t rex armed Marciano's colide in to each other with their Sloppy footwork, resulting in a headbutt double KO.
     
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  13. emallini

    emallini Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    2 bums
     
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  14. The Malibu Mauler

    The Malibu Mauler Lakers in 5 Full Member

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    Even though Rocky Marciano won by knockout, the referee declared it a foul and DQ'd him, because he was betting on Marciano
     
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  15. Manos de mierda

    Manos de mierda New Member Full Member

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    Both Rockys continue loading up huge, crude overhand rights and hitting each other at the exact same moment over and over.
    In the fourth round, both slip due to the abundance of blood on the floor (caused by cuts) and their own sloppiness. This continues until the 15th round when both bums collapse at the same moment due to taking one overhand right too many and the fight is called a draw.
     
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