I'll start: James "Bonecrusher" Smith of the Tyson fight vs Wladmir Klitschko of the Fury fight. 15 rounds on ppv. Oh and there's 8 fights on the undercard plus laggy internet.
Honorable mention: Ali vs Jimmy Young Per Sports Illustrated: "Of this sort of fight, there was a classic last week in Capital Centre at Landover, Md. as Muhammad Ali, of the universe, defended his title against Jimmy Young, of Philadelphia. The fight, which was seen by a crowd of 12,500 and a national television audience, lasted 15 rounds—some of the worst and most numbing in heavyweight history." Muhammad Ali vs. Jimmy Young This content is protected 1976-04-30 : Muhammad Ali 230 lbs beat Jimmy Young 209 lbs by UD in round 15 of 15 Location: Capitol Center, Landover, Maryland, USA Referee: Tom Kelly 72-65 Judge: Larry Barrett 70-68 Judge: Terry Moore 71-64 World Boxing Council World Heavyweight Title (6th defense by Ali) World Boxing Association World Heavyweight Title (6th defense by Ali) Promoter: Don King (Don King Productions) Ring Announcer: Marvin Brooks Aired On: ABC Wide World of Sports (Main Event) Notes This content is protected Ali was paid $1.6 million, plus $200,000 for training expenses. Young earned a total of $85,000. The Associated Press reported: "Ali seemed content to toy in the first four rounds, doing very little fighting. He then began coming on in the fifth round and started landing with power, although he still missed much more than he usually does. Ali's best round seemed to be the ninth, when he went up on his toes and snapped home at least 25 punishing jabs to Young's face. But then he went flatfooted again and, while landing some good rights, he was the target of several hard rights in the final three rounds when Young came on strong. It was the only time in the fight that Young was the actual aggressor and that lack of aggressiveness early on cost him dearly." On six occasions, Young ducked outside of the ropes when he was pressured by Ali. He did it in the seventh round, the eighth, the 12th, twice in the 13th, and once more in the 15th. When he did it in the 12th round, the referee ruled it a knockdown and began to count. Young pulled his head back into the ring at the count of two. Mark Kram of Sports Illustrated wrote: "It was unconscionable behavior for a man who wants the heavyweight championship of the world." The decision was loudly booed by the crowd. Mark Kram wrote: "There was no way anyone could justify taking the title from Ali." The Associated Press scored the fight 69-66 for Young. No. 1-ranked heavyweight contender Ken Norton scored a fifth-round TKO against Ron Stander on the undercard. Post-Fight Quotes This content is protected "I weigh 230 pounds, just what I weigh when I'm in terrible shape. I'm 34 and I'm telling you what I did was a miracle, going 15 rounds and beating that young man. I've been eating too much pie, too much ice cream. You wouldn't believe the things I do in training." - Muhammad Ali. "The reason I kept ducking through the ropes, seriously, was to take some of the pressure off me." - Jimmy Young. "He looked pitiful. I kept hollering up to him, 'Don't blow the money, Ali, don't blow the money, damn it!' But the Ali you saw tonight is not the guy I have to fight. I wish it was, but it won't be. He'll be ready for me. You can count on it." - Ken Norton. Articles "Ali retains title with left jab" AP, May 1, 1976 "Young 'ducks' away from title" UPI, May 1, 1976 "The Champ Looked Like A Chump" By Mark Kram, Sports Illustrated, May 10, 1976
Fell asleep by rd 7 of every Mayweather welterweight fight but Maidana and Pac (& that 1 only because I paid 100 dollar for it)
It would be slightly less entertaining than watching a knitting documentary. Well Abe would actually try to win but despite his courage and power he'd get nowhere with his fists basically bouncing off valuev's cinder block head. They'd both gas out and have an ugly mud/sumo fight leaning on each other, stumbling into the turnbuckle and occasionally throwing sloppy body shots or hooks to the head while tangled up. It would make shaq vs Mosley look like hagler vs hearns.
The ultimate game of chicken: I DARE you to actually throw a punch. Id rather listen to Adrian Broner talk for 3 hours.
I think I've already sat through enough contenders that it's not hard to imagine. They were so forgettable that I've already forgotten them though.
Legendary manager, trainer, matchmaker, promoter Jack Hurley (February 10, 1935): "If I were a matchmaker I would match fighters against fighters and boxers against boxers. Match two fighters, and you are bound to have a pleasing fight. And nine times out of ten you will have a decisive winner, which will eliminate bad decisions. Let those light-tapping boxers eliminate each other. Chances are they will turn in a good fight because each of them knows that the other guy is a cream-puff puncher, and they may get brave enough to throw a few punches. And if they do, one or the other is going to win by a satisfactory margin."
