McMoustache vs. Greb vs. Fitzsimmons

I for one would say that Battling Baby Burrito would make short work of all involved. The ultimate workman.

 

The fans win. That's who.

Also, McMustache wins. By any way he wants, anytime he wants.

Women want him, men want to be like him.

McMustache!!

 

I acknowledge your classical forum greatness, & bow to thee, the legendary DudeGuyMan. :blurp

 

McMustache is my Walden, DudeGuyMan my Thoreau.

 

what a great thread haha

 

'Legend' McMustache curbstomps both with laughable ease, then gets his regular hobo mustache boot juice waxing whilst finalising both men as his new regular sparring 'partners'*.

*glorified punchbags

 

Given that we have boxing footage of Fitz, training footage of Greb, and no footage of McMustache, we must default to Boston Tom beating these guys. He's above criticism for the time being.

 

You’re confusing Boston Tom McMustache, the one from Philadelphia, with Tom McMoustache of Boston, who was previously known as the Utah Kid, the one from Sacramento.

It’s a common mistake.