CANELO VS IRON MIKE: WHO'S GOT DA POWER?

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  1. The Morlocks

    The Morlocks Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    The badass Canelo of Saturday night fame who terrified and 1 punched Krusher vs Tyson who fought McBride?
    I expect at least 23 pages and as always NO EXPLETIVES DELETED!!!!!!
     
  2. The Undefeated Lachbuster

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    *makes a generic joke about Canelo winning via robbery decision*
     
  3. reznick

    reznick In the 7.2% Full Member

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    Tyson trained with hand mitts. But not in a modern way. And in your heart you know I’m right.

    Caleno KO 7
     
  4. The Morlocks

    The Morlocks Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I agree. Canoloninostemi would win by bodyshot KO in 7.
     
  5. SHADAPBLAD

    SHADAPBLAD Viscous Knockouts Full Member

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    I think Tyson punched a little harder. He probably would have taken out the Kovalev of the Canelo fight in about 8 rounds. He would have done worst against Floyd, however
     
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  6. George Crowcroft

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    I think a genuine question would be could Canelo beat McBride?
     
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  7. The Morlocks

    The Morlocks Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Sssssh;hhhhhh! Don't let Canelo or DLH hear you or in May it will be CANELO VS TYSONS CONQUERER ON CINCO DE MAYO. CANELO FIGHTS THE TOUGHEST HEAVYWEIGHT EVER. THE MAN WHO CRUSHED TYSON. FOR THE WBC INTERGALACTIC BMF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!
    Canelo waddles in at 224 pds. Says he is in the best shape he's ever been in. Fight night. Canelo and McBride have to wait for the final episode of Survivor All Winners to end before their ring walk. Canelo has so many people in his ing room it looks like a party. While waiting he kisses his wife. Then has sex. With his taco resting on her forehead while something else rest on his foreskin. The crowd cheers him on as they see him on the big screen. ODLH raves about Canelos sexual premise when interviewd.
    Meanwhile, McBride, who has early onset sillilty is trying to put his foot into the glove.
    After3 hrs after the last warmup fight ( Claressa Shields KO 3 by capitulation Sir Gay Covalev) the warriors enter the ring. Canelo and McBride are so heavy the ring collapses, but in the words of Howard Cosell," the fight will go on!" Canelo starts out in defensive mode because an old confused McBride takes 3 rds to cross the ring. Being a little too heavy at 224 Canelo is winded 30 seconds after he stands up. He climbs to the far corner that hasn't fallen and McBride is unable to climb up there. Canelo is called the winner after 12 and Mike Tyson says the whole thing was ludiquissssss
     
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  8. BCS8

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    Tyson was a particularly small heavyweight. He also never deal with a guy with the body sway of Canelo. Power punching is all well and good, but you also have to land that power at some point. Canelo's counterpunching is incredible. He's really good. And don't think that Tyson could intimidate Canelo, because the icecream man of Guadalajara is as cool as they come. Who did Tyson beat anyway to be favoured over a p4p monster like Canelo ...

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    Welcome to General.
     
  9. BCS8

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    I may have made the mistake of suggesting that Canelo might be able to beat Charr today with a little deckstacking. I sure hope his groupies don't start demanding that fight.
     
  10. The Morlocks

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    Lol
     
  11. The Morlocks

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    The Ice Cream Man of Guadalajara- LMFAO! I love it!!!!!
     
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  13. The Undefeated Lachbuster

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    The hand mitts weren't moved towards Tyson so it made a loud sound for the camera?
     
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