How would Prime Jeff Horn do against "The Fabulous Four"? (Hagler, Duran, Hearns, Leonard)

This is a ban worthy thread.

 

You remind me of this scrawny little hyperactive kid named Dmitri that used to run around my classroom in sixth grade with all sorts of attention seeking behavior, running around crop-dusting the room with loud farts and giggling, then crawling under and climbing over desks. He'd act shocked and hurt when ordered to go sit in the principal's office and had the gall to pluck up his chest and argue with our teacher "but I didn't break any rules! :nono" and they'd get so fed up with him they made him sit in a hallway by himself.

Once in gym he did something to royally **** me off, think he chucked a frisbee at the back of my head and then stood there looking around saying "wasn't me, they ran that way I think!" when I turned around, so I full-on Bruce Lee dragon-kicked him (up in the air, whole bit) square in the sternum and sent his little ass tumbling ass over teakettle several yards, and he went and cried and got me detention.

I heard years later he became a gigolo and was found murdered, probably mouthed off with the wrong motherfucker's dick in his mouth.

Anyway, that's who you remind me of.

 

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Sheer Brilliance!

 

Obviously, he beats them all. Too slick, too modern. Fighters get better, don't you know?

 

That story took an unexpected turn.

 

If Horn were a humble bum, I'd be appalled at these matchups... but Horn is an a$$hole who actually thinks he has ability.

I'd love to see each one of these matchups.

 

He will NEVER be worthy of a fight with any of them Fab 4, not even for a retirement fight, not even close.....

 

Horn would counter and push back on Leonard when necessary, he is the more cerebral of the two when it comes to fighting, regardless of boxing ability. His chin and strength would win him a very close decision. Hagler would be a different story, the southpaw jab would land over and over again, although Horn would take it. Horns right hand would leave Hagler cautious, causing him to just kidding. There wouldn't be much left of Horn if he took on any of these four, let alone all four of them in his career. Come on.

 

If he somehow managed to face all four in some cruel twisted tournament a' la Game of Death, he would more than likely end up a vegetable.

 

Um, no, I'm still very much alive. And I only service upper-class elderly women who remind me of my mother, my grandmother, and my great Aunt Docia. and never men. And I am still very much in demand. So, you know what you can do with your problems.

 

Clever lad

 

Jesus...

 

I'd love to watch Tommy Hearns t-off on him. Imagine the right hands he'd land with Horn's lackluster defence. I imagine Horn can't take more than 3.

Hearns KO1