The fatter Ruiz is, the better he does

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  1. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I wonder if Ruiz has packed on another 100 pounds since the pathetic Joshua rematch? He can lay around Gobbling food until Hearn gives him the call for another Joshua fight by 2021...
     
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    Aydamn Dillian Da Dissappointment Full Member

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    He is getting into shape for a new movie role last I heard, the up coming Pac-man film.

    Oh wait, Ruiz is filming now
     
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    Breaking news
    Ruiz has two tons of blubber to cut before june. Ruiz has switched to diet Snickers bars in an attempt to cut a few hundred pounds
     
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    chico g Let's watch some Sesame Street...lmao Full Member

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    News Flash! A large blob can be seen carrying Adriana Jimenez up the empire state building. Witness reports are stating that she's stuck to Andy's enormous flab sacs. The bomb squad have been dispatched and their circling the top of the skyscraper!
     
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  6. BoJangles

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    Ruiz is in Couch Potato Training for the Deep Fried MeatBall Eating Competition against these guys...
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    but these are lightweights, Ruiz will dominate them all and clean out all the leftover MeatBalls after he wins the Championship!!
     
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    VG_Addict Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    This thread aged about as well as milk.
     
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  10. BoJangles

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    Ruiz prefers buckets of Ice Cream!
     
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    His next ppv should come with Nestle stock options.
     
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    He'll eat the Stock Options too by turning into PacMan at the Stock Exchange but not before cleaning out All the New York Pizza Parlors!!
     
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    UniversalPart Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Ruiz doesn't seem intelligent enough to self reflect or make the correct adjustments needed to be successful long term.

    What he has going for him is his muscle memory and his ring IQ that he perfected from a young age. He won't be capable of learning anything new now. Much like Amir Khan...
     
  14. BoJangles

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    He's been laying on the couch eating ever since the rematch learning about all the food delivery services!
     
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