What is the criteria needed to be selected as a Deontay Wilder opponent?

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  1. catchwtboxing

    catchwtboxing Obsessed with Boxing

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    A) Medically unfit (obesity, high blood pressure, drug use, mental illness)
    B) Part time (Pastry chefs and school teachers preferred)
    C) Willing to take a dive for money.

    The sad part is, this is not a joke, but 100% true.
     
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  2. Power_tek

    Power_tek Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Your best one I’ve seen mate
     
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  3. Power_tek

    Power_tek Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Class mate top form right there
     
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  4. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    Mission Accomplished! :eatingburger :dancer2: :campeon:
     
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  5. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    Be a fellow late starter to the sport, preferably one who has transitioned from another sport (ideally an NFL reject), with an extremely low or nonexistent skill set

    Be a senior citizen with dangerously high blood pressure

    Have cement feet, a short reach or a shorter one than Bootleg D, and a head which is a magnet for right hands

    Be a recovering drug addict with mental health problems, ideally one who hasn't fought anyone with a pulse in three years whose body has been greatly weakened by drastic weight gain and loss and heavy substance and alcohol abuse

    But most importantly just be D level or below
     
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  6. Power_tek

    Power_tek Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Speak it, believe it, receive it
    Are the words of an absolute idiot
    He lost from a beating last weekend
    And gave us the reason his legs weakened

    It was his costume that cost him the title
    It weighed almost as much as a child
    Excuses are vital for a man with no right to
    Ever have held the wbc crown

    He Kidnapped the belt for to long
    And he reigned after fighting no one
    After being dismantled it was he and the fans who
    Were treated to a champions song

    with the tragic trilogy now on the cards
    Because wilder pretends that he’s hard
    When the truth is he truly is weak
    This time fury puts him to sleep
     
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  7. GDG

    GDG Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Whyte went on Celebrity Masterchef and made pastry.

    It’s all making sense now.
     
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