Leon Spinks barked in a tough Marine voice tonight, I want to fight Mikey Tyson. The phone rang about a half an hour later, it was both Cus D Amato and Kevin Rooney. Both told Leon, Leave Mikey Alone, He is Not In His Prime Anymore At 23 Years Of Age. He Is Committed To Fighting A Large Cold Fish called Wanda. Leon kept banging the phone, insisting I Want Mikey. I Will Give him A Box Of Life Cereal After We Fight. The two then meet for a title match in Las Vegas, Nevada. When Leon enters the ring, he is wearing Ear Guards, to protect him from Tyson in the clinches. Mikey has his corner put away the salt and pepper that he brought. Leon after the bell wears the same trunks worn by James Buster Douglas. Spinks beats the top rope. he comes out and kayos Tyson with a one two combination, down goes Mikey for the full 10 count in round 1. Mikey tells Leon , Please Do Not Drive.
Spinks is fired up for this bout, as Mike did a number on his younger brother, and Leon wants revenge. Mike meets Leon head on much to everyone's astonishment and makes absolute liars out of those who called him a coward. The first minute or so is an absolutely, devastating brutal display of firepower. Unfortunately, whereas Mike can't handle the pace, Leon's just bored and is just eating leather because he's in for a laugh. After the 2nd minute, Leon decides the time for fun and games is over and knocks Tyson cold with a murderous combo and avenges his brother's loss. As Leon's walking back to his corners with a lifeless Tyson behind him, he's heard shouting to the camera "don't **** with my brother."
Nothing surprises me on here anymore. We will probably be treated to another 10 threads with Leon now.
That guy takes the humor out of anything he comes in contact with. Thank God he wasn't around in the Ali era Anyways it was fun while it lasted.
Tyson realizes that Leon has the best coke and strippers that St Louis can offer and lays down after eating a Spinks left uppercut in round one. They both take off together from Vegas towards the show me state for a night of nose candy and women. Michael Spinks is somewhere in Delaware kicking himself after realizing that brother Leon now has wins over Ali and Tyson and is the GOAT!