It's almost as if they handpicked an opponent with some residual name value but little threat who is going to make him look good in advance of bigger nights to come. Oh, wait, that's exactly what they've done.
It will just be like the Fury fight. Chisora going to look like a sloth. Get his head boxed off for 10 rounds, and will quit on his stool again.
Nah man, that was the old Chisora. This is the new WAR Chisora, didn't you hear David Haye ? This is a different animal now.
Del boy giving it some live and let die at the weigh in with Haye masquerading in the background like some comic book villain. That exaggerated grin and oversized blazer....
Chisora looking hungry, motivated and psyched up. This is surely the beast version and not the depressed one who lost to Pulev and Kabayel?
You just know what the commentary is going to be like for this one. Everytime Chisora scuffs Usky's gloves Adam Smith will screaming "A huge shot there from Chisora. Usyk really felt that one. Can the smaller man, with that 3 stone difference, take many more of them?" Then when the inevitable happens and Chisora is getting picked apart and staggering around like a drunk as Usyk batters him, "Chisora just got clipped, but he took it well. But the big question is does Usyk, as the smaller man and with that 3 stone weight difference, really have the power to hurt Del Boy" With Bellew interjecting between rounds to say how Chisora is up on his card. I caught the end of the weigh-in and the way they were going on about the size difference you would think Usyk was a 5ft 10" middleweight who was had to roid himself up to get over 14 stone. The guy is 6ft 3" and very lean at around the 100kg mark ffs
Exactly how it will go You can hear Smith growling and screaming already the absolute danger. Usyk will hit Chisora with a million shots in this fight and Sky won't call any of them. Macklin has Chisora 6 rounds up on his card.
A Dame Smith 'Everybody likes and respects Chisora - don't they Tony?' Tony Bellew 'We need Dull Boy to win to keep going with the BLM campaign' A Dame Smith 'BLM Tony - I thought with all your Sky PPV Money you would no longer be shopping in B&M' Tony Bellew 'I am one of the ordinary people Adam and will never change'
He's always an idiot with Kugan in interviews. They are good mates. It's a weird thing Chisora does. Like how weird Booth is in IFL videos. Also a good mate of Kugan.