I hope she’s reading this. She’ll either love it or hate it and I’d love her to either love or hate it... if that makes sense.
What's your point? Because some men on here don't find her attractive they are all gay? Maybe your standards are just a lot lower than other people's, with respect if you're a 4 out of 10 then MJP is probably a bit of a catch. But if like me you're a 8 out of 10 even on a bad day then you are dealing with better looking women from early. You have to remember.. It's not about quantity, it's all about quality and the quality has to be rather special.
I think this post says more about you than the people who don't want to sleep with her. That line "she's got that insecure, desperate... vibe". Seriously, what's wrong with you? Why would you find a "insecure" and "desperate" woman attractive? I'm learning quite a lot about the people on here with this thread.
To quote my late Nanna "She looks like she's got a fanny like a butchers bin". My old Nanna was a SAVAGE.
Bah ha ha - yes I’m sure you’re an 8. Please share a photo so that we can all bask in your beauty, or even better let’s see a pic of your missus! The number of posts you’ve just made suggest that you’re an overweight slob with a neck beard and blisters on your w*nking hand! And your nana doesn’t sound like a savage, she sounds rough as ars*holes. I bet she’s got an anchor tattoo on her forearm!
I can't relate to men who turn down any woman.. It seems so strange to me When I've had a beer I've fired off into some absolute monstrositys... Probably still the best day of their lives lol
Don’t forget this forum has the honour of having a number of members who live a playboy lifestyle, jet-setting around the world and only sleeping with supermodels.
One of my pals woke up in Blackpool next to a downs syndrome bird years ago, he swears he never gave her one!! Beat that buddy!!
Challenge accepted @channy I finished work years ago went home n got changed n went out on the ****... I met my mates at some dive pub they had gone to and were with a group of girls I'd never met... 2 were ugly.,one pretty, one amazing... So I got my grafting boots on... These girls decide they want to hang out with us for the nights so my mates go home to get changed... They never come back.... So it's just me n 4 girls We are hammering shots n gas Chambers.. One of the ugly ones has tried her luck but no thanks sugar tits I'm all about the gorgeous one... Anyway a few more hours pass n it's becoming clear I'm not gonna pull her... At the point the other ugly one.. A fat bird with red hair comes over to me and says "I'm gonna skank u out" "love... I have no idea what that means.. But I'm game" We get a taxi home, lights are off n I'm inside her pumping away... I touched her leg... It doesn't feel like a leg.. But I push on cos I'm a trooper... I touch her waist... It doesn't feel like a waist... But **** it.. I crack on... I finish n boot her out The next morning I'm cleaning my teeth, I'm rough as **** n having flashbacks... 'the **** was the deal with her leg.' ... I go back in my room n pull the sheet back... Dead skin all over the bed... Turns out she had really bad psoriasis.... It looked like a greggs pasty bag had been emptied out... Or a snake had shed its skin.... I felt ****in sick... I went to my mates told him what happened n swore him to secrecy not to tell a soul. A few days later I'm on my dinner at work n spy my best mate in town.. His eyes light up... I think... Oh ****... He comes over ..... Alright..... Mate "yep.... U good" "oh... I'm great... I heard you ****ed krusty the clown on Friday night" N burst out laughing.. I was ****ing mortified lol
