Good/Hilarious/Plain Stupid Boxing Nicknames

“The Big O” Oleg Maskaev always cracked me up.. makes me think of orgasms and jizzum while watching a big ugly heavyweight boxer

 

Don's name was actually The Lone Star Cobra

 

What the Heck is better than Hit the Deck or Get the Check.

 

“Sweet hands” vs “Cinnamon”
Battle it out For quite possibly the gayest moniker in all of sports.

 

Mitch “Hold My Beer” Hicks

Charlie “Z-Money” Zelenoff

Max “The Livermore Larupper” Baer.

 

Big daddy is hilarious, put some respect on Lucas Browne's name

 

Double M Michael Moorer, just because your name and surname start with M, that doesnt make it a good nick name.

 

I thought the same about AJ. Always thought it was a lame branding attempt and a weak nickname.

 

The Human Beanpole was Fury's first boxing nickname which he dropped very quickly

Now you know

 

Should've gone by "The Human Beanstalk" and claimed he grew due to gypsy magic.

 

"The Ding-A-Ling Man" Darnell Wilson