Hughie 'Skirt' Fury v Christian Hammer, Marshall v Muzeya, Eubank Jr v Awidijan RBR (free undercard)

Where did they find that clown

 

Can they stop with this absolute bollocks music?

 

Shut your eyes and you'd think this is a barn burner. Smith and Macklin are doing their best. Crowd being dead kind of gives it away though.

 

Now we see a Wanik in the corner ending in climax - dreadful so far.

These people need some heart, they need Big Joan Fury in their corner ordering them out to fight while he looks over his shoulder to make sure Micky Theo is not around.

 

More pull outs tonight than a porn shoot

 

Happy to give Sky a pass for a few months because it's a fresh start.

There's no disguising though that this televised card has been dismal.

They'd have been better off putting Rea v Smith on the TV card, which was a cracking bout. Surely everyone would rather watch a close domestic scrap rather than a "name" vs a no hoper?

 

Brighton

 

I've just seen this "beard" thing. Has he had those beard implants? It looks like he's been sat in a special effects studio before the bout

 

In wankidans corner:

'If we stop now we can still make the New Bond movie'

'Do we get paid?

Yeah, we did 5 rounds, that was the deal'

'Fine let's sack it off'

 

I hope everyone switches off before the main event and Sky take the drop in viewership on board and never have a female headlining a card unless its an all female card.

Why the fack are they forcing this on us.

 

So that's 2 fights in a row with pullouts in the 5th and 6th roundd ?? If I didn't know any better I might think it was pre planned but of course that's not possible.

 

The fxxxing music is doing my head in.
This is beyond terrible.

 

4 corner circle?

 

Kickboxer on DVD seems like paradise compared to watching this sh1te

 

I’m 40 years old, spend enough time in the gym to not be obese but still need to lose a stone until I’m in good shape.

I’ve trained in boxing gyms and done a few rounds sparring back way back when.

I want to know when I get a shot at being on the middle of an undercard on a SKY boxxer show because some of the $hite that’s being served up at the minute I want to see my name in lights soon or I’ll be contacting the WBC demanding an explanation as to why I’m not the mandatory for some of these fights.