~~~The ESB Calzaghe v. Kessler POETRY PICTORIAL~~~

there once was a dragon,italien breed but living in wales
he dident want to fight the best for 10 years, but at the end he had to fight the best, a viking from Denmark called Kessler.
Nobody's ever heard from the dragon ever since.Bla. bla.

 

Thats actually quite good. Up there with your comment on best chat up line

"Leeroy walks into a bar to chat up some girls. That completley blank him. The End"

Classic:rofl

 

Drugged with no subtlety they stormed foaming from mouth.
Slaying farmers and soldiers alike, women wondering howeth?

William blake has nothing on you Hitman

 

There is a young Dane called Mikkel
Who will need to be saved by the bell
On November the third
He will **** a big turd
and his trunks are going to smell

 

Hordes of people jumped on the bandwagon
they shouted and cheered on the mighty Welsh dragon
with skills like none other and the speed to match
not many other fighters were as thrilling to watch

But in a small country in Europe to the north
a challeger rose, one of both strenght and worth
he called out the dragon, said "fight me if you dare"
this young viking was a tough man of power and flair

Each fighter claimed proudly, "hes number two, I'm the best"
and the managers bickered - made offers in east and in west
the masses were saddened, thought "this fight will never be!"
but the suddenly one morning the two stubborn men would agree

The night came at last, it was early november
the dragon and viking made it a night to remember
the audience took part, they would scream, they would shout
'cause the epic battle was the most thrilling bout

with a blink of an eye the twelve rounds had all gone
and all in the room wondered who might have won
the man with the mike left us shocked and in awe
I could not believe it, the fight was a draw!?!

 

Cheers mate. Some miss spells in there. And i guess it should have been Italian dragon in stead of Welsh.

I have, by the way, enjoyed this thread immensely! Some great poets on these boards it would seem

 

Calzaghe's down and will get the count..
One.. Two.. The ref starts to shout,
I cannot believe it - this wasn't the plan,
Three.. Four.. Joe should have ducked and faced 'The Man'
He stumbles around - Kessler waits looking menacing,
Five.. Six.. Joe's been subject to a severe punishing,
He was destined to become an all time great,
But the count has reached Seven.. and worse, now Eight!
For Calzaghe this fight has come two years too late,
Nine.. Ten.. You're Out! says the ref,
The crowd is so quiet and everyone has left,
Then I wake with a drastic cold sweat,
And think about losing my avatar bet,
The fight was over! Kessler won with much to spare!
Thank **** this was only a nightmare.

But we all know it's going to be the other way around,
For Joe, he'll be consider number 1 pound for pound,
And on that night I envisage a slaughter,
Poor Mother Kessler should have sent the daughter,
Frank Warren looks happy as he watches the brutality,
Unfortunately for the Dane - this is reality.

 

Winner by Technical Knockout 11

...Says announcer Michael Buffer in relevance to Joe Calzaghe

 

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"It was a close fought battle, unfortunately Danish fans didn't agree with the decision".