The Zone of Heavyweight Incommensurability

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  1. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    There comes a point when debating heavyweight fantasy matchups where I start suspecting that two fighters came from such different eras that it's hard to know where to begin.

    I feel OK comparing prime Johnson and Corbett, or Ali versus Tyson, or Bowe against Wlad. But when it's Tunney against Lennox Lewis, things get weird. You don't have comparable opponents, styles, training, rules, techniques, equipment, film quality, or even size anymore. Suddenly, you're shooting in the dark.

    If you had to lay down a rough guidepost, how many years between heavyweights would you say is long enough to make comparisons extremely difficult?
     
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  2. Journeyman92

    Journeyman92 I’m become seeker of milk Full Member

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    It’s not hard to figure out why Marciano would KO Lennox Lewis. You’re just overthinking this.
     
  3. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    It's the blueberries.
     
  4. Journeyman92

    Journeyman92 I’m become seeker of milk Full Member

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    I don’t understand?
     
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  5. janitor

    janitor VIP Member Full Member

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    I think that we have a very clear understanding of every heavyweight champion, from Joe Louis to Tyson Fury.

    The film quality is excellent, and we know their game very well.

    We have an incomplete but still good, grasp of Tunney, Sharkey, Baer etc.

    With Dempsey we are getting into paleontological territory.

    We have to scratch together the evidence.

    With Johnson, we are well and truly there.

    With Jeffries, we are desperately scratching for any scrap of evidence.

    Sullivan might as well be a T rex.
     
  6. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    On the off chance that I haven't missed a further joke:

    mrkoolkevin made a thread a while back on how Marciano didn't have the insane training regimen that more traditional posters had originally attributed to him.

    Everybody then fixated on the fact that the sources showed that Marciano ate large quantities of blueberries.
     
  7. Journeyman92

    Journeyman92 I’m become seeker of milk Full Member

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    Thank you for the explanation. I'd seen the jokes but never got them.
     
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  8. Journeyman92

    Journeyman92 I’m become seeker of milk Full Member

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    I have met people who know people who met John L he was more like a Gigantopithecus they used to cart him around in a large cage and let him out in the arena and when he finished eating his opponent they would chase him back into the mobile cage with pikes.
     
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  9. janitor

    janitor VIP Member Full Member

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    Sounds like a fair description!
     
  10. Pugguy

    Pugguy Ingo, The Thinking Man’s GOAT Full Member

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    Thanks for asking on behalf of all of us who were simply too afraid.

    If someone said I like turtles. I might’ve had a handle on that. The blueberries had me stumped.

    I thought we already hit T-Rex territory when we only went as far back as Rocky.
     
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  11. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    There was a poster, once upon a time, who unironically maintained that heavyweights became modern on November 30, 1956.
     
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  12. Saintpat

    Saintpat Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I have it on good authority that Mike Tyson never ate a blueberry in his life, which is supported by the fact that Buster Douglas ate blueberry pancakes by the stack for breakfast and we all know how that turned out.
     
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  13. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    "A blueberry, a blueberry, my championship for--"

    ...But you know the rest.
     
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  14. Saintpat

    Saintpat Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    These words were uttered by Floyd Patterson.

    It was Ingemar Johansson who completed it by interrupting Floyd at the press conference to say …

    “Your blueberry I’ll smash

    “With my hammer of Thor”
     
  15. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    Not only was Ingo the heavyweight GOAT; he had the soul of a skald.
     
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